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Desc:This cost 0 million to make
Category:Classic Movies, Trailers
Tags:China, awful, bad CGI, giant enemy crab, Empires of the Deep
Submitted:WHO WANTS DESSERT
Date:10/24/12
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Comment count is 27
StanleyPain
Once you've sat through Foodfight!, this looks like fucking Citizen Kane by comparison.
But I do appreciate that the Chinese title for this is "Mermaid Island USA"
dairyqueenlatifah
It's pretty sad when you spend 0 million making a movie, only to have special effects that are outshined two-fold by 12 year old video game cutscenes.

memedumpster
I would be totally down for this, except nothing that happens underwater looks like it's underwater. They goofed and forget to click "render fog."
Cena_mark
This crap looks like Avatar underwarer.
fedex
2003 called and they want their game engine back

Rodents of Unusual Size
The Avatar sequel will be taking place in the seas of Pandora...

SteamPoweredKleenex
Aren't they making a Sub-Mariner movie?



...oh god...

Hooker
What is the tone of this supposed to be? There are colourful fish swimming around, which says kids movie. Then there are crocodile monster things set to pounding music, which says LotR derivitive. And then there's that knockoff Tim Burton font.
chumbucket
The tone I sensed was "Hey kids! You like video games, right? Yeah!! Well check out all this cool epic senseless CGI shit!! It will blow your mind!!"

SteamPoweredKleenex
Wow. Spongebob got dark rather quickly.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Fuck yeah.

This looks WAY better than Avatar.
Craptabulous
"This Snorks remake..."

Someone else made the joke, but I wanted to still put something down for this specially bad looking train wreck of ideas and money.
Rudy
I'm pretty sure this is a gritty re-boot of "Fish Police".

kingarthur
Well, between this and Seven Psychopaths, I imagine you can stick a fork in her.
Gmork
Fuck you it's got tom waits and walken in it.

kingarthur
And it still sucked. Surprise.

Maggot Brain
Why is there no singing in the Bollywood musical?!?!
they'reforyou
Any of you guys remember the 2007 South Korean film Dragon Wars? It was made by some guy named Shim Hyung-rae who had previously made Reptilian (which itself was a remake of a 1960s South Korean monster film). Yeah, he was going to make a sequel to Dragon Wars called Fish Wars, and it was pretty much going to be just like this. But his company folded, partly because I think he was stealing money from his company to fund sex parties. WELL, THANK GOD SOME AMERICANS AND CHINESE DECIDED TO FILL THE VOID WITH THIS PRODUCTION.
Gmork
SEX PARTIES

Hooker
Yeah, I remember. Dragon Wars sucked really hard!

Simillion
craaaaaab people craaaaaab people
kingarthur
If I had stars left to give.

dairyqueenlatifah
It starts out looking alright...

Then the action scenes show up.
sosage
Cliche digital concept artist overload
FABIO
Just when you thought it was safe to assume action movies couldn't get any more like videogame cutscenes...

THIS SUMMER: GIANT ENEMY CRAB
Lurchi
so when's this coming out?
Lurchi
The director of Catwoman dropped out of this because it was too stupid.

THE DIRECTOR OF CATWOMAN
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