Once you've sat through Foodfight!, this looks like fucking Citizen Kane by comparison.
But I do appreciate that the Chinese title for this is "Mermaid Island USA"
It's pretty sad when you spend 0 million making a movie, only to have special effects that are outshined two-fold by 12 year old video game cutscenes.
I would be totally down for this, except nothing that happens underwater looks like it's underwater. They goofed and forget to click "render fog."
This crap looks like Avatar underwarer.
What is the tone of this supposed to be? There are colourful fish swimming around, which says kids movie. Then there are crocodile monster things set to pounding music, which says LotR derivitive. And then there's that knockoff Tim Burton font.
Wow. Spongebob got dark rather quickly.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This looks WAY better than Avatar.
"This Snorks remake..."
Someone else made the joke, but I wanted to still put something down for this specially bad looking train wreck of ideas and money.
Well, between this and Seven Psychopaths, I imagine you can stick a fork in her.
Fuck you it's got tom waits and walken in it.
|Maggot Brain |
Why is there no singing in the Bollywood musical?!?!
Any of you guys remember the 2007 South Korean film Dragon Wars? It was made by some guy named Shim Hyung-rae who had previously made Reptilian (which itself was a remake of a 1960s South Korean monster film). Yeah, he was going to make a sequel to Dragon Wars called Fish Wars, and it was pretty much going to be just like this. But his company folded, partly because I think he was stealing money from his company to fund sex parties. WELL, THANK GOD SOME AMERICANS AND CHINESE DECIDED TO FILL THE VOID WITH THIS PRODUCTION.
Yeah, I remember. Dragon Wars sucked really hard!
craaaaaab people craaaaaab people
It starts out looking alright...
Then the action scenes show up.
Cliche digital concept artist overload
Just when you thought it was safe to assume action movies couldn't get any more like videogame cutscenes...
THIS SUMMER: GIANT ENEMY CRAB
so when's this coming out?
The director of Catwoman dropped out of this because it was too stupid.
THE DIRECTOR OF CATWOMAN
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