|dementomstie - 2012-12-25 |
Is this something that he designed himself, or is this something that he found online? Because if he designed that model himself, it's actually pretty impressive, though still super creepy. If this is basically a fancy version of Clippy that he downloaded as share ware... not so much.
either way, someone out there made this, and it cannot be un-made.
I don't feel like such a dork because I had to Google Knight Shade, now I remember that clip from here. The Prince pony.
I'd spend Christmas with Applejack. She's the only pony I didn't want to kill when I first started watching it.
The Prince pony would probably have the best party, and all the other Ponies would want to come and hang out and be your friend. I bet he'd even let me drive his sports car and swim in his gold plated indoor jacuzzi pool.
What the hell would you do with Applejack? Eat pies and be lonely?
Seriously, though, merry Christmas Cena.
And a merry Christmas to Everypony!
The model looks like the same one passed around on TF2 except with added fuzz.
I really don't know what's going on in this clip, so stars for the creep factor of pure ambiguity.
Also, Apple Jack and Rarity are my favorites. I'm a fan of being practical and the finer details. Which reminds me. I wouldn't mind hanging out with the Prince pony since I would suspect I would have a better chance at winning a basketball match than Charlie "Horse" Murphy. I'd just have to be cautious since it is a PRINCE pony.
Oh, and I do suppose I like Rainbow Dash.
Note: I'm pretty sure all of the potential rapists are Fluttershy fans.
I'd say the rapists are Fluttershy fans, because she seems the least likely to reject their advances. "YOU WANT TO WHAT? Um okay... if that's what you want."
What would I do with Applejack? We'd watch rasslin' and sing some country songs. I've recently added the washboard to the wide variety of instruments I play.
And Merry Christmas everybody.
Do you really play the washboard now? That's hella cool!
You should make a video of you playing the washboard. And throw an animated Applejack in there, too, sitting next to you, singing country songs. It doesn't have to be as fancy as this video; maybe like a fanime-grade cartoon Applejack, four, five frames even.
I'd favorite the hell out of that.
I'd like to spend Christmas with Twilight Sparkle or Rarity because I respect intelligent, classy ponies. We would spend Christmas night stargazing and playing Trivial Pursuit.
We'd invite Princess Luna, too, because she'd probably appreciate that kind of thing.
Washboard is probably one of the best instruments I bought. Lots of possibilities for something that cost less than 20$.
Checkout this jam by Chicago bluesman Washboard Sam.
Caminante? Only inviting the unicorns to your party? I see how it is.
Caminante, you forget that Fluttershy's powers aren't magical. She scolded a dragon into submission. She's a nature lover. For all we know the only reason she won the fight with the cockatrice was due to figuring out what the little bastard was doing at the time.
Intimidating stares and scolding do nothing to a sexually frustrated/inebriated socially broken person. Not to mention that she is literally the definition of that friggin' "uguu" shit. Everyone wants to be a hero and she's the easiest way to do it in. I'm not reading another Fluttershy fan-fic ever thanks to this.
Also, inviting her to a party would be boring as shit. I'm tired of Planet Earth.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-12-25 |
At least try to hide your boner.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-12-25 |
Suddenly forever alones who live with a bunch of cats (like me) seem mature and well-adjusted.
|FreeOJ - 2012-12-25 |
This is seriously one of the most scary things I have seen in a long time
No joke. Genuinely unsettling.
|American Standard - 2012-12-25 |
|memedumpster - 2012-12-25 |
Five for the "please rape me while making the noises you think I should make" pose at the end.
That's very out character for Fluttershy. She'd be terrified of that monster. The other mane characters would probably have killed him.
|Pope Caius - 2012-12-25 |
Fluttershy, are you alright there? You seem a little drugged.
|fluffy - 2012-12-25 |
That's some pretty good camera tracking.
|Spoonybard - 2012-12-25 |
Today I learned that flutterbye is the most rapable pony, thanks guys
|Caminante Nocturno - 2012-12-26 |
I think Pinkie Pie is the least rapable pony. Anyone attempting to rape Pinkie Pie would most likely go insane trying to keep her in one place.
Now that I think about it, Fluttershy wouldn't be all that easy to rape, either. Between her "Stare" and a literal forest full of animal bodyguards, I don't think a rapist would be able to lay a hand on her.
In truth, the most rapable ponies are probably Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They're too young to fight back, too arrogant to see it coming, and their reputations as troublemakers means they wouldn't be taken seriously at first when they told the authorities.
I am the most rapable pony. And so are you. The most rapable pony is in all of us. She's our flaws, our vulnerabilities, the parts of ourselves that keep us from sleeping at night until the NyQuil kicks in. The most rapable pony is what makes us human.
Goodnight, poeTV. And a happy new year.
Discord bless us, every one.
Shit, I replied to the wrong comment line.
Pinkie Pie would be an easily raped pony if you have social skills and experience in guilting others.
Rarity would be hard pressed unless you have some sort of proof of being a really positive business exposure/venture.
Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash and Twilight would be the least rapable since they don't want anything more in life and are physically able or have magic to defend themselves with.
Your move, POEtv
I know this is years after the fact, but every time I see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, I think of Caminante's comment. In fact, last week's episode was very SugarLump Rump Squad centric, and it was hard to think of anything else.
Fave for that.
|Old_Zircon - 2012-12-26 |
Sexual tension thick as molasses.
|BHWW - 2012-12-26 |
Giving this five stars-worth of disapproving scowls and shakes of the head.
|Cherry Pop Culture - 2012-12-26 |
Well, THAT was unsettling D:
|RocketBlender - 2012-12-27 |
For a few seconds, I honestly wasn't sure if it was some kind of uncanny valley toy/puppet (the fact it didn't talk was what made me unsure) or uncanny valley CGI. It was only when the shadow clipped through him at :54 that I had my answer. 5 stars.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-12-25 |
Three years later it's still just as creepy.
according to Youtube, he recently got arrested on child porn charges!
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