|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Wow, that is one preachy teeny-bopper!
Instead of concentrating on the death of authentic values, and the rise of crass commercialism, I might choose instead to point out that those are the UGLIEST FUCKING THINGS I've ever seen attached to a teenager that wasn't a pimple, or Ron Jeremy.
So what do do we have now, the "Gimme everything before I kill you" generation? That would seem to be the logical progression.
How bout those crazy Texas mums!
We didn't do any of this gay stuff in the 90's.
Thank you Curt Cobain.
|The Mothership |
I can only hope that something akin to the South Sea or Tulip Bubble occurred in this town. The local florist or craft shop invested heavily in mum and mum-related decoration, and was ruined when the bottom dropped out.
Or, better yet, someone spent their college fund money on the biggest mum available, precisely at the point that it was no longer cool.
Greasers and Soshes.
THey went from the biggest mums to the biggest moms.
Interestingly enough, Texas teens look *EXACTLY* the same 24 years later. Its a fact!
jesus its a whole school full of women gearing up to be that lady from the trash pit in labyrinth!
I am British and was briefly confused by the idea of people wearing their mothers.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Its hard to think that I was around at this time. I spent most of my time in the arcade, but I was there. How terrible we all looked.
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