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Desc:But not EVERY sweater at Goodwill is demonically possessed. I mean, that would be ridiculous.
Category:Religious, Classic TV Clips
Tags:Pat Robertson, oh grandpa, CBN, demonic possession
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godot - 2013-02-27
The Pat Robertson (and more broadly, evangelical) variant of Christianity is closest to the written accounts of their ur-text.

There's little question in my mind. The Judeo-Christian Bible turns the susceptible into crazy people. I suggest we preserve a few copies in the reference library.
Oscar Wildcat - 2013-02-27
Body thetans, Pat? Damn bro, next thing you know you'll be knocking back with the Blavatsky and the Crowley and just cold makin' a moon child.

godot - 2013-02-27
Cults are indistinguishable from first generation religions. If Crowley, Blatvatsky, or Hubbard had something promising to say to the masses (ie: reconciling oneself to the perceived injustices of the world, or offering consolations and solace of maternal figures like Guanyin or Mary) their cults might have made a smooth transition. Alas, history is littered with failed cults.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-02-27
Cults vs. Religion are pretty much a Pirates vs. Emperors thing. Your legitimacy amongst the populace is dependent on your size, not the morality/rationality of what you say/do/believe.

memedumpster - 2013-02-27
You mean if Crowley, Blavatsky, et al had created a system that required no discipline or thought beyond point and hate, because they had no end to positive messages for humanity, they were just wrong about their target audience wanting to save itself over being saved with no effort by someone else after paying for it in cash.

But back to the video : turns out, guns really do just up and kill people! Time to vote Republican and stop calling my non-white friends.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-02-27
Dude, if I were a satanic wizard, I'd TOTALLY enchant some guns. They'd work like voodoo dolls, but with bullets instead of pins.

Syd Midnight - 2013-02-28
I feel like in the West it's the Quakers who are closest to the original gnostic sect that Jesus started. But what we're dealing with is the weaponized version that was unleashed by an ancient emperor to ensure the survival of the Roman empire, which certainly worked.

snothouse - 2013-02-27
He remembering an intern telling him the plot of Lord of the Rings.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2013-02-27
I believe.. that intern fell into a volcano.. trrble tragedy

spikestoyiu - 2013-02-27
I wear your grandad's clothes
I'm possessed by Abezethibou
EnochEmery - 2013-02-27
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-02-27
Remember when it was always tabloid stories about satanic toasters?

They need to make a prank toaster that has a secondary heating element. Every tenth slice (plus or minus 1-5, just so it's not consistent) gets a pentagram burned into it. I have several relatives that would have a major-league freak-out over something like that.
Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-27
I'm glad to see Pat has gotten into shamanism.
Old_Zircon - 2013-02-27
I could probably count the number of articles of clothing I bought new in the last decade on my fingers (not including socks and underwear of course, because EWW). I'm definitely going to hell.
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