that footage is fake
|Binro the Heretic |
Except Hitler was a good Catholic who ordered the slaughter of many Christ-killing Jews and Godless communists so why would he be sent to Hell?
I mean, every other crusader who slaughtered non-Christians to plunder their wealth and/or enslave them was supposedly well-rewarded in the afterlife, why not him?
Because suicide is a sin.
"Good Catholic"? He was nominally a Catholic, but then again so am I, and neither of us has much use for the Vatican.
Here's an article on Hitler's religious leanings; long and short of it is, if he was an adherent of anything, it wasn't religion so much as a belief in a golden age of Germany:
That's an old article ... how old? Check at the bottom where they get into a description of Godwin's Law but don't refer to it by name.
So hell really is a cubicle farm!
"I don't like to name names, but HITLER!"
I'm just giving you five for the preload, which made me laugh.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
hey i just checked the daily beast and it doesn't say anything about skeleton hitler trapped in a cube
are you sure we fully vetted this character
|Hugo Gorilla |
The LDS Church had Hitler posthumously baptised so he could enter the Kingdom of God so this guy's story is just bullshit.
|Jet Bin Fever |
These hell trips are so much more fun than those boring ass bubblegum and ice cream, unborn babies nursed by angels trips to heaven people take.
Plus hitler had cubaphobia
Fear of Cuba Gooding jr
Yeah, Hitler was there. And in the cube next to him was this guy who had premarital sex.
Why do these sort of things always involve the most easily identifiable individual a person can come up with. "I went to Hell and I saw Hitler." "I went to Heaven and I saw Jeebus." No one ever sees Genghis Khan or Harold Lloyd or Zelda Fitzgerald.
Except me. I saw all three of them in a five way with Henry Miller and Anais Nin just now. Jesus was holding the camcorder.
I went to Valhalla one time and the only guys there were these random soldiers who died in the Crimean War.
And I'm all "hey, where's George S. Patton and Alexander?" and the concierge just rolled his eyes and said. "Maps to celebrities' homes are nine dollars."
NINE dollars! Man, fuck Valhalla.
Next you'll be demanding to know why those who think they're reincarnated often claim to have been someone famous at some point, rather than the majority of people in the past who lived and died in filth and disease.
|Father Avalanche |
Get used to it, Hitler.
That'll teach his ass.
"Take that, Shciklgruber!"
Was the skeleton-with-Hitler-head graphic supposed to be funny? Cuz it made me laugh.
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