Needs a "lil markie" tag, but not a dupe.
I considered it, but I was afraid that tag would be a spoiler.
I am wearing headphones. Good ones.
Holy shit. I did not expect that.
In an alternate universe, this man did the voice for Chucky.
Sadly, I did expect this when I saw the name:
But I never imagined Li'l Markie would look like that.
This is probably a dupe. This insane man has been an exhibit on this here poe network for a decade or so.
Imagine that man on tour, sitting on his bed at the Best Western, glumly eating a bag of Burger King while watching sitcoms.
|Billy the Poet |
Lil' Markie has been here before.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Oh I'm fearfully made now too.
What's wrong with this? Disney and other cartoon companies have hired people like this for decades.
For good money, I assume.
'Lil Markie is the soul of an aborted fetus, singing to you about following Christianity. Also that's not a very good example of "Disney" caliber voice acting. If you visit the other posting linked 3 comments up you'll see that the animation that brings Lil' Markie to life (heh) is inctredibly far from Disney quality.
He's like Gary Busey switching into the strange child voice. This guy should do a song with him and Howie Mandell.
This guy's pipes aren't half bad, but I can't shake the feeling he's singing an old Burger King commercial:
That's from before most of you were born. Damn kids and your Li'l Markies.
Am I ahead of the times? I discovered Lil'Markie back in 2002 on a 'horrible vinyl' daily record site. I've been subjecting friends and family to 'why did you kill me mommy' ever since.
How uncomfortable for him and the audience. And the kids. And me. And you
Oh, for fuck sake.
|American Standard |
I have an MP3 of this.
Because, y'know, sometimes I have parties. And I hate my friends.
I'd love him to duet with El Chupacabra from Comedy Bang Bang
They warned me Satan would be attractive.
Holy shit, a Christalope!
He ransacks his dignity to his own videos I'll bet. He cums about a minute after he starts with that child shit. Also, I know this has been on here before but 5 stars always for this kind of crap
White people church
HOW THE FUCK IS THE AUDIENCE NOT ON THE FLOOR.
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