So wait RD is your favorite, but FS is your waifu? What's up with that?
No, no, not ME. That's a quote from the guy who made the video. That's why I put quotation marks around the description, so you'd know that it wasn't me saying that nonsense, it was the exhibit.
Although if I had to pick a pony waifu, I guess it probably would be Fluttershy (I mean, duh, who wouldn't pick FS).
I'd ponykin Rainbow Dash.
You will have to learn restraint, EvilHomer! Restrain yourself!
I thought the description was your quote. Either way you've gone too far into Equestria. You're scaring me.
I tried to stop this
We all did, friend. But the war is over, it's time to move on.
Wait until they do the Caligula thing and start sending ponies to Congress.
I still don't get this crap. Probably never will.
It's called the internet, guys.
I assumed chumbucket meant "get" in the sense of "relate to."
Becasue yeah, if that ever happens, train please.
Not watching it is really your only defense. I thought I could try just one hit, but no. If you don't want to "get it", and I don't blame you, never, ever succumb to curiosity and actually watch MLP. Even ironically. Especially ironically.
It really is a good show. It has no right to be, but goddamn it, it is.
(p.s. you're next, OZ. You don't know it yet, but you are.)
I tried once for research purposes but I had to stop after a minute or two because the voices were like being stabbed in the ears by razor sharp dicks.
Mai Waifu is tree trunks.
The flash animation style turned me right off on the show, it's actually pretty ugly to look at once you get done with the pilot's mythology lesson.
It took me at least a half dozen tries ("for research") to get through my first episode (because "research"). I think the animation is pretty well done for flash, and while it's no Akira or Samurai Jack, it's at least as good - no, better, better than Adventure Time. The ponies' faces are very expressive, and the animators are not afraid to go off-model every so often, which makes for some wonderful sight gags.
If either of you decide to keep researching, I'd recommend finishing at least the first fifteen minutes of the pilot (just to introduce the characters; you can safely skip the rest once all six main characters are introduced), then checking out either the Dragonshy episode (if you're a D&D/LotR nerd), the Party of One episode (if you like Ren & Stimpy style "creepy" stuff), or Sonic Rainboom (if neither of those sounds up your alley).
|Caminante Nocturno |
If you're going to fall in love with a pony, you should fall in love with one who isn't going to leave you because her pet rabbit said "it's him or me."
Or, actually, motioned it with their little rabbit paws.
So which pony would you fall in love with?
Why am I even asking *you* this? It's Scootaloo, isn't it?
I shouldn't have to explain this.
My plan is to woo Rarity and start a relationship with her so that I can get closer to her sister, Sweetie Belle. After discovering my true intentions, Rarity will rush out into the street and get run over by a carriage, leaving me as Sweetie Belle's only caretaker.
And that's when things start going wrong.
This is the best fanfic since the one I wrote about River Tam and Xenocide on the hot tub planet.
I've been single through times in my life, but, rather than Waifuism, I turned to drugs and casual sex, which I feel is a much more fulfilling and wholesome choice.
If someone ever makes a Holodeck, people like this guy will be able to have "real" relationships with their waifus.
It's already possible. Sort of.
The technology to give nerds "dates" with their waifus is here, it just needs to be made cheaper and more accessible.
It's not the technology to have dates with them that they're missing, it's the technology to stuff it in.
LOVELY FLUTTERS, METER MAID!
|Shoebox Joe |
This does not surprise me in the least. This fandom is fucking weird. It repels me and attracts me at the same time. It's not out of morbid curiousity either.
|Spaceman Africa |
I don't know what's creepier, the video or some of these comments
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