|Rodents of Unusual Size |
First few minutes is the news story and the rest is from the episode.
The crazy is spilling all the way over here.
Exhaustingly, breathlessly crazy.
Welcome to the internet, asshats. That facebook page is a gem of comments: "Don't Breed", "Didn't he know never to stick it in crazy?"
I call BS on their facebook being hacked, i think they just realized the full scope of the E fucking they are receiving. Hopefully the FBI internets special victims unit can get to the bottom of this.
They've contacted the FBI.
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Well, the FBI could use a good laugh.
And by good laugh I mean arresting the two of them for falsely involving them in a non existent hacking case.
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Kitchen Nightmares fucks who is hackin' our Facebooks... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- The Restaurant and Silent Bob.
Fucking local news. Did they not research these people one bit before letting them whine on their show?
Today's local news desk: "Hey check out all this crazy stuff going on in TwitterYouTubeFacebookYelpReddit! Let's get makeup on the anchors, cameras in the studio and tell everyone about it to make it "news"!
I was browsing their facebook when this story first got big and my favorite part was they had an update that was all "WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GOD WILL DEFEAT YOU!!! WE ARE TOTALLY NOT CRAZY!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!"
and the first comment was "Are you still taking reservations for lunch service?"
I could not stop laughing at that either, and I think it got some ungodly 207 likes.
|The Mothership |
Don't believe anything online about us. Right.
Also, don't believe the things we are recorded saying or doing on public venues.
I have been loving this blowup since it began. It's delicious karmic justice.
Honestly, since Kitchen Nightmares and this article are on the same network, I can't help but wonder if the article about how they were hacked, it's not them, etc. stemmed from an attempted lawsuit on ABC's part.
Putting a stupid frame around a clip you captured from the news doesn't make it your video. What. The. Fuck.
And the "Please subscribe" at the end! I don't know if this should be 5 for Evil, put easily 5 for Stupid.
I like how they claimed their Facebook was hacked and made a brand new Facebook account and then just continued insulting people in the same all caps and shitty grammar style post they used in...err the "hackers" used in the original Facebook account.
I hope they really did contact the FBI and they get fined for wasting the FBI's time with a false case.
"4 stars for the highly successful money laundering operation 1 star for the restaurant". -Tim Z on Yelp
|Jet Bin Fever |
reality TV is loathsome trash that exploits the worst parts of human nature but I sure do love Kitchen Nightmares.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
It's like a thousand trains hitting each other, all at once.
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