|The Mothership |
--Oh thank god, someone I recognize--
So I had to look up AMOG, this time I found it instead of having to ask you guys.
Acronym for Alpha Male Other Guy. This person is just another "alpha male" who tries to gain a girls attention by being overly confident and masculine. He is often successful, but he is also often annoying to attractive women who are approached by this type of guy every day.
This can also be a verb used to describe the way a group of girls disqualifies and dismisses an AMOG.
"There was only one group of hot girls there last night. I started talking to this blonde in the group. I asked her if she had a boyfriend and then it was over. Her friends totally AMOGed me and took her away to the dancefloor."
"Always NEG the target so her friends don't AMOG you."
Well, what does NEG mean?
A light insult wrapped in the package of a complement. Used by pick-up artists to gain and maintain the attention of women who possess uncommon beauty (9+). These women are immune to standard complements.
The classic neg
pua - "you have beautiful nails, are they real?"
(9+) -"not really"
pua - "Oh, I guess thats still cool"
pua - "that's really cute, your nose wiggles when you speak"
(9+) -"no it doesn't"
pua - "ha ha, there it goes again, sorry, its just really cute"
"I just kept tossing neg after neg at that 10 standing by the bar, and she loved it, she was giving me crazy kino""
Okay, there's no way in fuck those work. And what the fuck is kino?
"The act of making flirtatious physical contact with a person of sexual interest. Generally considered to be a vital tool in one's "Game Belt.""
I didn't realize there was so much technical jargon that went into this shit. And here I am just talking to people like an unprepared idiot.
Excuse me sir, where is the virtual baby cannibalism video? I seem to have miss that one and would like to remedy asap. Thanks in advance for your assistance on this dire matter.
I would also like to learn more about this virtual baby cannibalism video. Perhaps you have some literature you could send me?
He's talking about the fallout 3 'hidden perk' that's actually just another shitty mod on a bethesda game.
Jet Bin Fever
Whoa. I second Lef on this. Thanks for your research, but holy crap.
If you can commit to learning enough that you can start to notice the occasional PUAs that are around in real life, it's worth it.
Maybe. I kind of feel like it's a waste of brain space, but I haven't actually put in nearly as much effort as it probably seems like, I just watched parts of the videos I've posted hear, read the Poe News thread and downloaded The Game from a torrent. That's more than enough, and The Game is pretty unintentionally hilarious and paints pretty unflattering pictures of everyone involved, the author included (although I can't tell if he realizes it at all).
|Caminante Nocturno |
Amog, the ancient beast of Babylonian legend that rises from the sea every 1,000 years and totally cock blocks you.
I hope you get really into awful PUA videos so I don't have to post them for a while.
These are all actually part of a viral advertising campaign for an upcoming horror film: "An Indian Pickup Artist in London".
Or wait, I thought this guy was in Cambridge. Oh well, whatever.
Cambridge University, I believe. He probably travels to London sometimes for a SARGEigng safari or whatever the fuck they call it (I made up the safari part because I liked imagining that he's wearing cargo shorts and a pith helmet).
Jet Bin Fever
Is SARGE another incredibly depressing term that I don't need to know but secretly want to so very badly?
Yes, it means going out to pick up women and IIRC it is named after Mystery's cat but I don't know why.
His success rate doesn't seem to be that high.
Girl almost calls out for help, he thinks he was blocked.
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