In hindsight, it's so obvious that he's gay
What's up with Haggard's upper lip? Its always curled up in a grimace.
faking is a kind of lying so their wives are going to hell!
Haggard had some much love that some of it had to go to hot manholes.
Evangelicals can't tell when their wives are faking it
"And I know my partners always climax, cause they CAN'T fake it!" "Why's that, Ted?" "............"
Haggard always seems to be on the verge of ripping out someone's aorta.
It's really uncomfortable to hear these guys talk about sex.
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I'm scarred now. Thanks, Jesus
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