Gmork - 2013-07-04
dude are you ok?
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-07-04
As someone who did six years of MMA, this is indescribably hilarious. I hope the rest of you can appreciate this.
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Raggamuffin - 2013-07-04 As a former bouncer I feel highly qualified to critique the finer points of their fighting style...
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-07-05 I know that's a running gag here, and I stand by my comment. DEAL WIT IT.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-07-05 (seriously hoping Killer Joe will back me up here)
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-07-05 Now might be a good time to state that I was actually offered a job as a bouncer, turned it down, and was berated by my coach who was later turned into a video game character.
None of that is a joke.
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Cena_mark - 2013-07-05 It sure beats being a wuss on the internet. I'm an internet tough guy and an IRL tough guy to boot. I was a bouncer too. Don't hate cause you're not tough glassjaw.
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misterbuns - 2013-07-05 jesus christ, guys.
have some self respect.
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Old_Zircon - 2013-07-05 Don't listen to misterbuns, keep going.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-07-05 It's weird how talking about fighting as a remotely technical subject provokes such a visceral reaction. If this was a video on cooking, game design, or weaving Dreamcatchers, why shouldn't someone who's a good cook or shaman comment? I'm not a tough guy, just a devoted hobbyist who's been doing it long enough to have an informed opinion.
And by the way, I have known three people who were made into video game characters. If you say you wouldn't arbitrarily brag about that, you're a liar, sir. A goddamn liar.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-07-05 Yeah, but they were all the same character: the dude who urges you to RUN TO THE TAKAR.
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misterbuns - 2013-07-05 Sir Sexy Duck,
You weren't talking about the fight in technical terms! You just dropped some reasons why we should believe you were amused by something for some reason because you're too tuff to deign yourself and explain why this video was so funny! Because you are so tuff!! MMA bouncer six years video game character ammirite?
see i can talk about this video in technical terms:
This video is funny because last night my friend and i were watching The Miami Connection which is all about bad TKD. My friend does JKD, he's taught me some JKD and muay thai, im not a bouncer or anything, but i know enough to have a frame of reference.
Of TKD he said: TKD is essentially only good against someone who has no idea how to fight.
this video is a great example of that.
dat kick!
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spikestoyiu - 2013-07-05 I had mentioned either training or participating in MMA here at some point in the past -- probably in a far less obnoxious manner -- and some user pretty much followed me from video to video trying to use it to make fun of me.
The Internet elite hates commitment to anything physical. If only I had dumped those hours into Minecraft.
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M-DEEM - 2013-07-05 I'm with ya duck, no worries. I did TKD for 5 years as a youngster and in retrospect learned more about discipline and honing technique (forms, "weapons" etc.) than defending myself and kicking ass.
If you try 2 or 3 times to toe-bash your opponent in the nuggets, you deserve to get worn like a yoke and dropped on the pavement. That's one of the first rules, duh.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-07-07 Okay, so re-reading my initial comment I can see how the tone could come off as a little cunty, even though it was a sincere statement. (I really am interested in how untrained people view things like this.) I will apologize for the ambiguity in my phrasing, because this is the Internet and we hold ourselves to a certain standard.
I will not, however, apologize for all the video game people I know. You'd gloat too. Admit it.
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Sudan no1 - 2013-07-04
Ryan Lodi 2 weeks ago
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Maru - 2013-07-05 don't forget airplane spin
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Gmork - 2013-07-05 over the shoulder scolder folder
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Menudo con queso - 2013-07-05 Vince McMahon needs to hire Gmork to his writing staff RIGHT NOW.
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Binro the Heretic - 2013-07-04
For a second there, I was worried I had just seen a snuff film.
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Gmork - 2013-07-05 sleeper holds freak me right the fuck out, I hate seeing people go limp
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Gmork - 2013-07-05 Errrmmm... poor word choices. excuse me
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kingarthur - 2013-07-05
"God-dammit, Ronnie! I am putting this cock inside you one way or agoddamnnother!"
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spikestoyiu - 2013-07-05
Dude in extra-shitty shirt is Gotchesque. A motherfucking airplane spin?
Also, neither of these dudes listen to Rites of Spring. Get out of here.
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grimcity - 2013-07-05
If only they knew how to punch.
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BHWW - 2013-07-05
See, I click thinking it's going to be some sort of sissy slap fight, something appropriate to the title, like that one hipster street fight video but then yikes.
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