Dan Savage did a campaign to redefine his name to finally give us a word to describe that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter.
I'd like to believe that santorum was an old word for the mix of semen and fecal matter that just fell out of popular use shortly after the Civil War.
And that his parents named him that because despite avoiding vaginal sex his mother got pregnant because she developed a rectovaginal fistula while they were having sex. And that he was an unwanted child and his mother never let him forget that not only was he an unwanted pregnancy and a failed abortion, but that he was conceived with jizz that was covered in shit.
Dick Santorum, they used to say. And that's why he's so anti-gay today. Because every time someone says his name he imagines his dad fucking his mom in the butt.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I stand behind the Texas secessionist movement.
I do love how the GOP has been all about jobs, jobs, jobs since their eagle-eyed regulatory efforts oversaw the start of the Great Recession.
I mean, think how many people are going to get employed being Morality Police. Besides the mercs formerly known as Blackwater and Xe.
|The God of Biscuits |
Well, she did take an extreme point of view by any stretch of HIS imagination.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Santorum is often found behind after GOP congresses.
|The Mothership |
crisis pregnancy dinners?
|Cherry Pop Culture |
I don't know why, but for all the libertarians and not-Tea-Party-Republicans I know, none of them care about women (and men!) having access to birth control or abortion. It has been a steady rhetorical diet of guns, taxes and rebelling against the U.S. Government. Should I be so surprised? I wonder if this is a regional thing.
Rick Perry's sister is chief lobbyist for a coalition of doctor-owned surgical centers, which will benefit from all the abortion work should this bill pass.
Standing behind Santorum takes more than a courageous individual, it takes a thousand bucks and decades of daddy issues.
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