This definitely is why Portal of Evil exists.
I nominate for video of the year.
I refuse to believe this isn't a character he's playing but it's great either way.
Ugh.. try dating a militant vegan. "After this, we can break out the sesame sticks and pop on 'I Am an Animal' on Blu-ray"
Sesame sticks are the shit, though. Too bad they're so full of fat and salt.
No it isn't.
Vegan Vaginas are a new band.
Vegan Vaginas vs. Cock Carnists this Sunday at Hannabannana's Vegan Cafe.
So David Foster Wallace did fake his own death after all!
|wtf japan |
Youtubemultiplier version, in case youtubedoubler is as screwed up for other people as it is for me tonight.
Ghost stars for this, all the ghost stars forever and ever
Youtube recommends the "Rammstein Megamix"
I think my vagina just died.
I think I missed this day of vegan orientation
water is vegan, this guy should try drinking some, the lip smacking is obnoxious
|Innocent Bystander |
Be honest guys: did you watch it all the way through? I mean, could you? I had to stop it after a minute because of a mixture of laughter and general discomfort.
You probably should have skipped ahead to the simulated oral sex he does for 5 minutes at the end. So you could have burned out your eyes.
I watched it all but I had to take a lot of breaks. It really is one of the hardest things to watch I've seen on here that doesn't involve vomit or skin diseases.
I watched it all the way through the first time, but these days I reserve my personal tongue for going down on Gluten Free and Paleo Vaginas.
I'm a breatharian so I just huff queefs.
Ladies and gentlemen, the internet!
So generous minded! I'm breaking the cardinal rule cuz I'm imagining him just a'lickin' away at the place where I poop my all-meat diet outta
I put a steak in front of the screen and masturbated to the vegan licking dead friend flesh.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I can't fap to this.
Here, something special for the ladies:
I'll accept that most of you are 18, but there's no way you're all vegans. Didn't you hear the warning at the beginning? Vegans only! I'm calling the vegan police, you dirty bloodmouths.
Everyone has blood in their mouth!
Haven't I seen this guy also as ballcapped, dork-glasses wearing muslim who limply attacks evolution?
|pyslexic dharmacist |
Made it to 2:42 before being convinced this would permanently destroy any future enjoyment of cunnilingus.
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