"The organist has become so obese that she can no longer leave the organ room. Tragically, she has become penned in with her back to the console and so the gracious parishioners of ______ now charged with her care have provided her with a long curved stick with a catcher's mitt taped to the end in order play her beloved organ for weddings, funerals, services and baptisms."
fedex - 2013-07-29 that was awesome, stars for you
Vaidency - 2013-07-29 Damn, I hope that was just a rehearsal.
duck&cover - 2013-07-29 Just play "Chopsticks" already!
chumbucket - 2013-07-29 That marriage is destined for greatness