|SRP - 2013-08-29 |
Parents - They Just Don't Get It!
|Toenails - 2013-08-29 |
So you beg your wife for a handjob and God gives you the okay sign, but you decide to cut out the middleman and God gives you the asshole sign (which coincidentally, is the same sign).
And just for the record. Jesus was a feet man. Which means he's a fucking freak.
Back then, people's feet were covered in human feces.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2013-08-29 |
Why does this guy look like he escaped from a mid-nineties junior high school?
|Blue - 2013-08-30 |
What is their problem with jerking off, anyway? I always thought that bullshit about Onan was pretty obvious deception. He was supposed to fuck his dead brother's wife and he tried to weasel out of his duty to impregnate her. If that's a command not to masturbate, does that mean we have to put blood on our doors year round, or we have to follow stars everywhere, or we have to slaughter every young girl that doesn't pass a regular hymen check?
Oh, at least he's honest enough to make it clear: Homosexuality is a sin, but so is Heterosexuality. If you're looking at the ladies, you're sinning.
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