"Fuck this. Second in command or not, I am not cleaning up Holodeck 4 after this guy again..." -- Holodeck Maintenance Staff Member
Hang on. Obviously, we all know what Riker's going to do next - go to Holodeck 4 and get it on with a simulated version of this, what I guess in the late 80s passed for a "hot chick". Yet in s03e21, "Hollow Pursuits", Riker clearly states that such behavior is in breach of the Holodeck's Code of Ethics. What gives, Star Trek?
I was under the impression that Riker had "retired" Minuet from his love programs, as she was something special to him, not just another cheap Holo-feck.
And Famke Jansenn was only hot in Golden Eye. Here, she's an HB7, AT BEST. I'd say more like an HB6.5, which puts her just under Tasha Yar, and even that's going strictly on the more relaxed late 80s grading scale.
5 for the comments mostly, and Riker's announcement.
she looked familiar (x-men!) and I googled her... naturally, deviant art delivers.
Back in the day this would have been prime poe-red fodder, now, it's just another site in the freak kingdom.
Tasha Yar > Famke!? I mean, I know EvilHomer is a sexual deviant troll... but that comment makes me wonder which universe he's from.
Hey, I think I'm being very reasonable here, placing her only *slighty* under Tasha Yar. I could have engaged in hyperbole and said she was miles away from Tasha Yar, but I didn't. She's close, in the right light. I also conceded that Famke was pretty hot in Golden Eye... just not hot in anything else she did.
I mean, let's be honest with ourselves. Riker was flying around space with Marina fucking Sirtis. Going from Marina to Famke is like going from filet mignon to a Big Mac.
If I remember correctly, She's some kind of alien who somehow knows exactly what every man wants. The Enterprise is transporting her to an arranged marriage. I think she actually falls in love with Picard.
Doesn't exactly fall in love with him, so much as bonds with him, in other words takes on the characteristics that forever make her his perfect mate. Which is good enough to keep the peace between the warring planets in question; thanks to Picard she understands duty and diplomacy.
I wonder if Riker informs the bridge when he's done.
Everything Bort said.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Because of Riker, the crew of the Enterprise was forced to teach Data what "TMI" means.
|Innocent Bystander |
It must be really hard to hide a boner in a Star Trek uniform.
Especially if it's one of those first season skirt uniforms they had male extras wearing.
Thank you for the Famke Janssen tag. I just had a phenomenal throwback wank.
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