Perfect soundbite to start a TF2 story time.
That guy has got the condescending arm-folding down cold!
Remember children, no laughing. Yes, this is a funny cartoon, the one we've been advertising to you for weeks to get you to come here.
But you may not laugh. Be glad we're allowing you to breathe. Any laughing, snickering, giggling, guffawing, or visible signs of amusement will be punished.
Where was this guy when I needed him during Spider Man 2?
Oh yeah four-eyes? Come down here and say that to my face!
Yeah, no that's true, but he'd know he'd been in a fight when we were done.
But there's also there's a good chance he'd fight clean, and I don't. Not on any day of the week. Not ever. Groin and eyes, those are my targets.
So he'd take me down, but he'd be limping and seeing out of one eye for a while.
I want to be this guy.
I want to be inside this guy.
So, in a way you'd like to be inside me? How sweet.
So wait, I'm just me and you're all him? This sucks.
What you're hearing now is the innocent laughter of children. It disgusts me. Anyone caught uttering such a sound will be dealt with.
love the tag empty threats
FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCK, YOU RACIST! YOU SO RACIST! FUCK YOU! racist.
|Tuan Jim |
Back in the 50's, hating children was not accepted, it was encouraged.
Damn, how old is Alec Baldwin?
|The Townleybomb |
Serves those goddamn kids right. Those wisenheimers need to shut up.
A projectionist somewhere needs to slip this in at the start of an R rated film somehow.
I'm thinking, before any John Waters movie.
HEAR THAT???!! DO YOU?!?! THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE, YOU STUPID, STUPID CHILD
|Caminante Nocturno |
Why don't you lead by example and shut your condescending gob first, asshole?
Folds arms, reveals wristwatch that can be pushed up arm to operate machine tools.
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
I like his suit
He's mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Please note the ushers' torches double as Tasers. Thank you.
Five'd for the contents.
Favorited for the comments.
|Hugo Gorilla |
We've found the perfect host for those Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.
"...now just sit back and enjoy this feature, quietly."
And now our feature presentation, Deep Throat.
|Robin Kestrel |
Wow, that was pretty brutal. That would have scared me straight when I was a kid.
|Syd Midnight |
If nothing else, this clip would make it easy to spot the troublemakers, because they'll be compelled to yell "PENIS!" or something
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