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Desc:people paid admission so they can enjoy the show!
Category:Classic Movies
Tags:quiet, white people, rules, empty threats, condescension
Submitted:socialist_hentai
Date:08/13/09
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Comment count is 54
Sundry
Perfect soundbite to start a TF2 story time.
Stog
FUCK YOU
Comrade Admiral
This could use a "Slagathor" tag.

kelpfoot
"White People"

Senator_Unger
That guy has got the condescending arm-folding down cold!
That guy
Thank you.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
NO YOU


Kieran27
Remember children, no laughing. Yes, this is a funny cartoon, the one we've been advertising to you for weeks to get you to come here.

But you may not laugh. Be glad we're allowing you to breathe. Any laughing, snickering, giggling, guffawing, or visible signs of amusement will be punished.
joffe b
openly expressing feelings of merriment is for ethnics and communists, children

Tom Collins
don't make me tase you

Keefu
MAKE ME
boner
Where was this guy when I needed him during Spider Man 2?
Camonk
Oh yeah four-eyes? Come down here and say that to my face!
garcet71283
50s man would hand your ass to you.

Camonk
Yeah, no that's true, but he'd know he'd been in a fight when we were done.

DrVital
That man stared death in the face numerous times in the pacific theater in WWII, and stabbed it with a bayonet.

He also loves his scotch on the rocks.

Document
From his shiny shiny suit to the Dapper Dan hair I'm pretty sure this guy is 90% reflective surfaces. You could literally watch your own ass being handed to you in his fabulously horn-rimmed glasses.

His wife is probably named Betsie and she's a great gal. Also: at least one child named "Junior."

ADnova
Could've made a decent GLaDOS. "That's you! That's how dumb you sound!"

Camonk
But there's also there's a good chance he'd fight clean, and I don't. Not on any day of the week. Not ever. Groin and eyes, those are my targets.

So he'd take me down, but he'd be limping and seeing out of one eye for a while.

SCARY.WIZARD
I want to be this guy.
boner
I want to be inside this guy.

SCARY.WIZARD
So, in a way you'd like to be inside me? How sweet.

phalsebob
You are ScaryWizard. We are all this guy.

SCARY.WIZARD
So wait, I'm just me and you're all him? This sucks.

Xenocide
What you're hearing now is the innocent laughter of children. It disgusts me. Anyone caught uttering such a sound will be dealt with.
mashedtater
love the tag empty threats
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I'm not so sure, he has a sort of Kurt Russel from Falling Down vibe to him.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Michael Douglas.

Tom Collins
Douglas Douglas

RoyCastle
FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCK, YOU RACIST! YOU SO RACIST! FUCK YOU! racist.
Toenails
WOULD YOU BE QUIET? I CAN'T HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING OVER YOUR SHOUTING!!!

Tuan Jim
Back in the 50's, hating children was not accepted, it was encouraged.
joelkazoo
*sigh* Those were the days...

Rev. Blackson Pollock
It was required, unless you wanted to raise little subversive pinkos.

spikestoyiu
Damn, how old is Alec Baldwin?
Rev. Blackson Pollock
Timeless best sums him up.

The Townleybomb
Serves those goddamn kids right. Those wisenheimers need to shut up.
Urist
A projectionist somewhere needs to slip this in at the start of an R rated film somehow.
KnowFuture
I'm thinking, before any John Waters movie.

KnowFuture
HEAR THAT???!! DO YOU?!?! THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE, YOU STUPID, STUPID CHILD
Caminante Nocturno
Why don't you lead by example and shut your condescending gob first, asshole?
nidan
Folds arms, reveals wristwatch that can be pushed up arm to operate machine tools.
StanleyPain
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
HankFinch
I like his suit
cognitivedissonance
He's mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Please note the ushers' torches double as Tasers. Thank you.
Comeuppance
Five'd for the contents.
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Hugo Gorilla
We've found the perfect host for those Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.
chumbucket
"...now just sit back and enjoy this feature, quietly."
Scurrie
disturbance makers
charmlessman
And now our feature presentation, Deep Throat.
Robin Kestrel
Wow, that was pretty brutal. That would have scared me straight when I was a kid.
Syd Midnight
If nothing else, this clip would make it easy to spot the troublemakers, because they'll be compelled to yell "PENIS!" or something
gron
agreed.
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