halon      Well that was unexpected.
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mouser      LOL
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dancingshadow      Kirk knows how to treat aliens.
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SolRo      ohh yes
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BHWW      You got to treat her like a lad-ay
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kiint      WHAM BAM THANK YA MAAM
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chumbucket      she bit his tongue
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Pillager      God Bless the sixties!
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Caminante Nocturno      Men want to be him, women just want him.
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j lzrd / swift idiot     
WHAAAT THEEEE FUUUUUCK!?!?!?!!?!???!!
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gambol      YES
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Poor Excuse      It's not violence against women when they're dirty aliens.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme That's a stylish harness and collar ensemble he's wearing there - very close to the edge and suitable for all your bedroom-punch needs
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Hooper_X      Holy christ, that was great.
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Spoonybard The music sting at the end is like the musical representation of D:
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ChocFullOfFunk      This is so much better than anything ever.
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TeenerTot      Kirk always was a kinky melba cracker.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      I had entirely forgotten about this scene. God bless you, Kirk.
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SharoKham      He knocks her out without having to move his arm more than a couple inches. Kirk's exactly the sort of guy to have illegal cybernetic tricep implants for just such an occasion.
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RandomFerret      "Captain Kirk Kisses an Alien" also serves as a plot synopsis for every episode of the series.
I think it was actually the title of the show in Germany.
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Harveyjames      He punched her because he was disgusted with himself.
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Alektorophobic      Kirk always has a taste test before clubbing aliens and dragging them by the hair back to his quarters.
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soci-o-path      NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEES !
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Zombie Moseley      I guess there IS a right way to hit a woman.
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atheistgirl      Back then all the alien girls wanted to be punched by him.
These days I'm not too sure.
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IrishWhiskey      Right to the Moon!
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Nikon      Wow.
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Charles      Well it's OK if she's HOT, dam-- oh.
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8bitwintermute      That's what you get for being a crap kisser.
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Wombles      "I call it the Shatner Special"
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Syd Midnight US foreign policy circa 1960
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Camonk      Your lips are sweet... But your hair is stupid! POW!
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andybrownie      QUICK TURN OF EVENTS
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Rape Van Winkle      FIVE STARS FOREVER!
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Jet Bin Fever      The only way to bypass her defenses was through her heart.
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