|wtf japan - 2013-11-28 |
THE SNUGGLE IS REAL.
|ashtar. - 2013-11-28 |
How fucking weird and alienating is our society when there's a market for commodified basic human interaction?
|Scrimmjob - 2013-11-28 |
Fucking Madison hippies.
|memedumpster - 2013-11-28 |
Up next on Discovery : Herpes House, followed by MRSA Manor!
|EvilHomer - 2013-11-28 |
Asshole hippies stealing my idea. (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂ 803;̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
My cuddle cafe's gonna be better, though, cuz it's gonna have cosplay girls and a sushi bar and also an arcade.
Fuck it, just go for cosplay brothel. Poe members get a discount?
Blackjack and hookers will get my interest.
Poe members get in free! But only Poe members. No trying to sneak your friends in; I will have a crack team of bouncers on staff to deal with any shenanigans.
The bouncers will be dressed in crusty fursuits, to add to the humiliation of getting the bum's rush.
|Xenocide - 2013-11-28 |
This place is a 10 minute drive from my house.
Honestly, if any midsized city in America was going to be the first to do this, it was going to be either us or Portland. Usually we're chasing behind them, so it's good to be the first out of the gate with something ridiculous for once.
The dream of people from the 90's who couldn't afford to live in Portland is alive in Madison.
Actually, I hate to break it to you, but...
So how was the Thanksgiving snuggle, Xenocide?
I nearly drowned in gravy.
|SolRo - 2013-11-28 |
Pretty sure america lost all 'mocking japan' rights after bronies showed up.
|pyslexic dharmacist - 2013-11-28 |
Blonde snuggle chick, meet "involuntary celibate" and "true forced loneliness" guy. You can listen to his thoughts on women while you snuggle! Isn't being in love with everyone fun?
Just tell me how much Chris Chan's ticket will cost and give me an account to wire the money to.
|Pope Caius - 2013-11-28 |
Why pay to be cuddled when you can just hang around acting students?
|That guy - 2013-11-29 |
Would you like to pay to get in bed with the brunette in the teal tank top and not have sex because that's not what it's about and you just don't get it, man.
|RedRust - 2013-11-29 |
Of course the good looking people will get a little more than a "snuggle".
|kingofthenothing - 2013-11-29 |
I'll probably have to wear a cup.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-11-29 |
I'm so proud of our country.
|mashedtater - 2013-12-01 |
its like seeing a crystal ball into my sister's future
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2017-11-28 |
Snuggle with happy ending.
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