Jesus.. I thought it was a fan-made trailer parody taking clips from various films. I clicked on the link to their website and it's just a facebook page with less likes than I have friends. But the eonline and tmz stories seem legit, so either this will be the worst real movie of the year, or some troll's got too much time on his hands and should be working on writing things like jokes.

He's like the porn version of Zach Galifianakis.

eww. It's scary to think that both Real Zach Galifinakis and Fake Galifinakis are most likely having way more sex than myself.

....

I'm going to need to get back to you on that one.

21 Jump Street

That was a reference movie, just one so lazy it only referenced one thing.

Here's a few: "World's End" (not to be confused with "This is The End"), "Wanderlust," "Your Highness," and "Spring Breakers"

It makes sense. Both movies begin with the letter "H"

Reference movie? Lazy?

Me thinks you didn't actually see 21 Jump Street.

Anchorman.

I saw the show in the 80's, which is why I'll never watch the movie. It had no right to exist no matter how funny people think it is. Just... ugh. See also : Starsky and Hutch and other BS cash grabs.

Your Highness was fucking stupid.

The correct answer is "Strangers with Candy" starring Amy Sedaris. Also, Pineapple Express was pretty fucking hilarious.

Oh, I'm sorry. Have _already_ shit out a different Hunger Games spoof.

But it went straight to DVD rather than theatrical. We're learning!