jreid - 2013-12-18 My tattoo artist wore black gloves. Seeing them reminds me of his casual conversation go-to about a hooker he once knew who had a regular who would request she lay under a glass table and masturbate while he took an enormous shit on the table. This was on of her bread-n-butter accounts where she'd weekly rub one out while watching a fat, middle-aged dude shit on a sheet of glass 10" above her face. No fucking, no nothing - just hundreds of dollars to watch a turd spawn while wanking.
Jet Bin Fever - 2013-12-18 I saw Goblin in concert a few months ago. It was amazing.
memedumpster - 2013-12-18 See, right there, the immediate reflex to rub the dick on the counter top completely undermines the hygienic factor of the disposable fleshlight and creepy ass gloves.
SolRo - 2013-12-18 How do we rate it if we shouldn't watch it?