The first few times, I thought the song said "do it in the alleyway". FIVE STARS
I still hear that. Clearly it's subliminal Illuminati mind programming.
I hate this channel so much for melting my nieces' brains. My sister is pretty blind to disney channel satanic ritual subliminal messaging illuminati symbolism, though, and there's just no turning it off. Now here they are trying their damnedest to kick off a hip and edgy viral dance. I hate this channel so much for taking everything dull and stupid about television and cranking it all up to 11. But such bright colors! It's for kids! I hate this channel so goddamn much. I don't personally care for the disney channel. Fuck Disney and fuck their tv channel, which I hate.
I haven't seen that one. If it's any good they are probably weirded out by it, so it's never on when I'm there.
Dog With a Blog is amazing. Boomer recommended it. My one complaint is that the dog does not spend enough time blogging. Admittedly, "Dog With a Life Outside the Internet" is not a very catchy title, but it'd be a damn sight more honest than it's current bait-and-switch premise.
Disney has always been inferior to anime, and it has always baffled me that people weren't willing or able to admit this.
I wouldn't consider myself a fan of Disney's body of work, but I do have a lot of respect for it - because it's the animation equivalent of super technical shred guitar. Technique for technique's sake may not be the absolute end-all, but I say that technique is no less important than concept.
And this ties in to you, Caminante. You are doubtlessly already familiar with the ongoing culture wars between Disney and anime. Nearly everyone I know falls squarely in the hardline anime camp, but I'm afraid I just can't agree with them. While Disney is, admittedly, inferior to anime in most respects, they should still be given credit for their extreme work ethic and attention to detail.
I note that one can quote Disney films in a non-ironic way, unlike anime.
I think Caminante is just upset that his dream girls are more into Disney princesses than Vampire-Panty-Mecha-GO-Project-Cats or whatever he's into at the moment.
I liked The Jungle Book, Peter Pan, Pinocchio, Winnie the Pooh, and Dumbo as a kid, and Aladdin as a slightly older kid when it was released. As an adult, I really like Finding Nemo, WALL-E, and Ratatouille.
Also, Disney was the studio behind Who Frame Roger Rabbit? which, even if you hate all of Disney's fully animated films, justifies its entire existence.
Disney, stick to fairies and princesses.
What is this
WHAT IS THIS I DEMAND ANSWERS
It's rare that you see something where the person that made it so clearly wanted a thing and didn't get it. Whoever is responsible for this did a terrible job, but there is real art in the subtext of shameless desperation.
Someone needs to remix a Disney sitcom like they do for Fresh Prince, or do some laugh track replacements like in that Big Bang Theory clip. Someone with an iron stomach.
It's like they created the entire music video, not noticing the sub-context of the fact that:
1. An Ally Way is a real life thing, with a space in the middle and everything.
2. Doing things in an Ally Way is generally considered to be a Bad Thing, especially if the focus of your song is a teenage girl.
It makes me wonder if an intern has suggested "Hey guys I know, she can do things in the Ally Way lol rofl" and the actors and/or writers were listening and thought it was great.
Wait, how are they doing things?
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Ha ha ha ha ha, this is hilarious!
Holy shit, are you all high today or something?
"Doing things the Ally Way"
It's a hell of a stretch to misinterpret that.
I don't understand. And I'm always high. Are you 1-starring this because it's bad television?
Bad television's a bit of an oxymoron, I'd say.
And maybe it's because I'm not high that I can clearly hear her singing "Doing things the Ally Way". That's....that's not funny.
I just watched it again, to be sure. "Doing things the Ally Way".
One person mentioned that they heard something else. What the fuck are you gong on about here?
I'm not amused by this video, or outraged by it, or by the corporation that produced it. It's pretty standard mass-produced garbage television on a channel that I haven't had cause to watch in about 20-odd years. It took an effort of will to pay attention the whole way through, hoping that something interesting would happen and in my estimation, nothing did.
You obviously have a differing opinion.
Good for you, champ!
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