(point to puppet)

Come here the secrets of the new technique. We call it "venting"!

Once you humiliate them into giving you their number, you call and harrass in total nice-guy terms (never mention the puppet! you gotta sound REAL here) until they agree to see you. Then you break their spirit with one more visit from the puppet. Once you put it away, they'll be so eager to keep you away from your puppet case, they'll even take you into their bedroom.

"Come here." Huh. I could have been going two different ways with that, but I didn't manage either. Bravo! Because actually I was totally roleplaying for that typo.

Just use the dummy for negging purposes, so it becomes a good cop / bad cop thing. "Hey you, yeah, you! You're an ugly woman, and you cannot eat ham or drink wine! Why? Because ham and wine make the fat deposits in your midriff explode!"