|Oscar Wildcat - 2014-01-15 |
Who _hasn't_ wrestled with this problem? I have a bag of adapters that I use, but in a pinch, you can use a pair of mohels to cut the third prong down to fit the socket.
|Killer Joe - 2014-01-15 |
Hee hee hee!
They slid in some pretty slick edits.
|infinite zest - 2014-01-15 |
preload pic kinda looks like Jeffrey Tambor.
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-01-15 |
Uh... Since when is there a verb version of "witness" ???
there are two, e.g.
"i witnessed that dude's awful attempts to witness to his jewish neighbor"
|Hooker - 2014-01-15 |
Leading questions, huh? How about, "Boy, I sure do have a lot of foreskin on my penis. How about you? How much foreskin do you have on your penis?"
|CIWB - 2014-01-15 |
I like how the dos and dont's for converting Jews are equally horrible.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2014-01-15 |
At least the Catholic Church got over this nonsense after Vatican II.
|Toenails - 2014-01-15 |
Goddamn Aunt Paula, at least let me finish my fucking coffee before you get into your biblical nonsense.
|hammsangwich - 2014-01-15 |
Sweat shirt, sweat pants, sweat socks, sweat shoes, sweat glasses, sweat pack. Classic signs of an evangelical nut job.
|memedumpster - 2014-01-15 |
Neil Cavuto? Beard envy? Dick pattern shirt? Christians!
|The Mothership - 2014-01-15 |
"your Jewish friend".
|glasseye - 2014-01-15 |
So true it hurts.
|SolRo - 2014-01-15 |
Why would you want to? the exchange rate from jew to xtian is terrible.
|duck&cover - 2014-01-16 |
Convert a jew from gas to electric. Good for your wallet and good for the environment.
|Innocent Bystander - 2014-01-16 |
Try to coax some conversation out of them with some easy, lighthearted topics. Like the Armageddon!
|chumbucket - 2014-01-16 |
|TheOtherCapnS - 2014-01-16 |
I am not usually the type to wear shirts ironically, but that JESUS MESSIAH sweatshirt from the end is too fucking rad.
|Tripitaka - 2014-01-16 |
I have lived this. Except they cut out the part where I reply with crippling amounts of Jewish sarcasm.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-01-16 |
I am so going to use the Crusaders of the middle ages line next time I chat it up with a Jew
|BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-19 |
Hitler was pretty good at converting Jews.
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