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Anaxagoras - 2014-02-16 I giggled. Then hit "Replay".
Rinse. Repeat. x5
Old_Zircon - 2014-02-16 It's her reaction when it comes out that really makes it.
infinite zest - 2014-02-16 holy shit. I'm a man who's never needed to use one, but this thing looks like the female equivalent of man sticking their diks in the toilet bowls and fucking them.
Oscar Wildcat - 2014-02-16 Man, it warms my heart to know that you've never fucked a toilet bowl. Aim high, youth of America!
infinite zest - 2014-02-16 It's weird.. I was helping an ex girlfriend of mine move and her dildo fell out of a dresser, which was a bit awkward for me.. she was grabbing boxes from the truck and I wasn't sure whether to leave it on the floor or put it back, like either way she'd know I saw it. But I kind of measured it with my hand before awkwardly putting it back and was like "cool! That's about the same as me!" Unless this woman is a hobbit, I'd say that thing's a good 14 inches.