TOO LATE, GRANDPA!
|Killer Joe |
THE OLD TESTAMENT SAYS ITS COOL 700 CLUB.
IF THE OLD TESTAMANT STARTED SMOKING CRACK WOULD THAT BE COOL TOO!?!
|infinite zest |
Umm.. so I'm no Bible expert like Mr. Robertson, but I'm pretty sure Leviticus 18:6 says "None of you shall approach any one of his close relatives to uncover nakedness. I am the Lord." I know that because I looked it up just now.
Dude, sheet. Hole in it. It's all covered.
Well fuck-my-cousin I'm going to Australia! Do the blankets they give out on airplanes count?
PILLY: That only works if you're Jewish. Pat is the exact opposite of Jewish, meaning he can do whatever he wants so long at is ISN'T through a hole in a sheet.
I'm going to hire myself a geneticist, you guys know any that are looking for freelance work?
It's ok to fuck your cousins kids...just don't be gay about it!
Keep the gayness to a minimum, otherwise that'd be totally retarded.
Gays have butt babies, ask any available geneticist.
If gays have butt babies and straights have vagina babies, where do cousin babies come from? The mouth, that's where.
my babies usually come from my computer. That's where most of my semen winds up. God sez it's cool; I get a rebortion.
God didn't take issue with Lot fucking his two daughters for the explicit purpose of creating mongoloid babies.
True story, my great grandmother and great grandfather on my mother's side were first cousins.
You can't tell from looking at me.
I am absolutely stunned...
...that he thought to correct himself for saying mongoloid.
|Jet Bin Fever |
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