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I was really really hoping the silence at 4:10 was intentional, and that the lion sound was a real lion. Luckily the audience was strapped. That could've been a disaster, and who would be to blame, I say?
All you need to take out a lion is a Good Guy With A Gun (GGWG (c) NRA 2013)
This is just unreal.
Really worth the watch for the simple surreal fascination of watching a neverending trainwreck applauded at every pause.
Pimps who watched the whole thing, reply right here.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
I generally don't condone anything that contributes to Sarah Palin's 16th minute of fame, but once in a while it's surreal to drop in on her and realize she almost became Joe Biden.
Part of the reason the bloom fell off her rose so quickly (besides the everythings) was a personal vindictiveness that poisoned a lot of her relations with the McCain crew during the campaign. You can see that here. Notice how the first, the very first, thing she says after the usual vet petting is what a piece of shit Barack Obama is. This isn't a vision for the future, it's a frenzied scorpion blindly stinging itself to death. Let it.
Think about what a blessing Sarah Palin has been. Think about the anti-intellectual precedent she has set. She's surgically removed all the ugliest parts of conservatism and put them on public display, allowing even apolitical Americans to rapidly and instinctively see the Republican party as an all-white party of angry dumb old white christian mountaineers.
Well that and their terrifyingly equivocating arguments about how sometimes rape is-no-look-you-know-sometimes-ma'am-ma'am-I-let-you-speak-I'm-not- saying-she-deserved-it-but.
Jet Bin Fever
I was working as a cook at a shitty restaurant downtown around the 2008 election, and I remember this asshole redneck guy coming in to work the day she was announced saying:
"An eagle was flying around outside," and when we asked him, "Oh shit, really? Where?" he continued, "Yeah, and it was saying, MCCAIN! MCCAIN! MCCAIN!" adding a bird voice.
People really thought she was the perfect person to help mummified ol' Pharoah McCainamun win the election. Then she spoke and it was learned that she is actually a fucking moron.
The thumbnail looked like Elvira.
If she took off her makeup, got a breast reduction, was hung over, and had a terrible hair coloring accident...yes, Elvira would look exactly like that.
If you replaced Elvira's sultry smile with the pinched-up, tick-like face of a hateful Middle-American hag, she would look like that.
I might see that if I take off my glasses and squint.
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