Probably the bear now :)

Exactly.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Stars.

You mean Bigfeet have been breeding with bears in order to better fool crypto-zoologists??

That makes a frightening amount of sense.

He'll be a bear.

Don't be fooled, some of them are even armed:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaroslavl_Oblast#mediaviewer/File :Flag_of_Yaroslavl_Oblast.png

That bear ain't fucking around.

^^ nanu nanu the stars are for you

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Not enough hot 'n' steamy parking lot action for you?

Hopping on one foot, obviously.

Two very short back legs and two very long forelegs.

@Borrowed: One cannot "roam" and "hop." It's one of the ten commandments.

@Evil: If that were the case then gorillas would be said to walk upright when they obviously shamble over and tear one's head off.

Shorter and longer. Gorillas lope about, that's true, and rarely walk "upright". But shrink that gorilla's already stubby legs and elongate his already dangly arms, maybe reinforce his spine and lock his shoulders' forward range of motion, and I bet you could make yourself an upright-walking quadruped. You just need a bear with forelegs long enough so that his front paws touch the ground while he's standing perfectly upright.

We could probably do it, too, if it weren't for all those anti-biogenetic crybabies.