|BHWW - 2014-08-05 |
The preacher and the deacon were prayin' one day
Along come a bear comin' down that way
The preacher told the deacon to say a prayer
He said, "Lord, a prayer won't kill this bear"
I gotta make it, baby
I gotta run for it
|The Mothership - 2014-08-05 |
Jesus who actually lives in houses that big built that close to bear country?
|infinite zest - 2014-08-05 |
Where's Paul Phoenix when you need him
|exy - 2014-08-05 |
You mean Bigfeet have been breeding with bears in order to better fool crypto-zoologists??
That makes a frightening amount of sense.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-08-06 |
If that bear ever gets a hold of time travel we're all gonna be slaves to bears. It will be the Planet of the Bears. And where will your God be then!
He'll be a bear.
|TeenerTot - 2014-08-06 |
No bear. Me hoo-man. See? Me walk hoo-man.
Don't be fooled, some of them are even armed:
That bear ain't fucking around.
|Bort - 2014-08-06 |
For fuck's sake, Robin Williams, put some clothes on.
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-08-06 |
Is there a moratorium on complaining about vertical videos or something? I normally dont care but this one is ridiculous!
Also theres an "upright video" pun to be made
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-08-06 |
How would a bear walk upright WITHOUT being bipedal?
Two very short back legs and two very long forelegs.
@Borrowed: One cannot "roam" and "hop." It's one of the ten commandments.
@Evil: If that were the case then gorillas would be said to walk upright when they obviously shamble over and tear one's head off.
Shorter and longer. Gorillas lope about, that's true, and rarely walk "upright". But shrink that gorilla's already stubby legs and elongate his already dangly arms, maybe reinforce his spine and lock his shoulders' forward range of motion, and I bet you could make yourself an upright-walking quadruped. You just need a bear with forelegs long enough so that his front paws touch the ground while he's standing perfectly upright.
We could probably do it, too, if it weren't for all those anti-biogenetic crybabies.
|Accidie - 2014-08-06 |
Needs "Nightmare Fuel" tag.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2014-08-06 |
He doesn't migrate so much as commute.
|SolRo - 2014-08-06 |
This is what happens when illegal circus dumping isn't controlled.
|takewithfood - 2014-08-06 |
I know a walk of shame when I see one.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red - 2014-08-06 |
Negative Rupert, looking for the pelicans that are stalking him.
|Binro the Heretic - 2014-08-06 |
When he figures out how to slip on a hat and coat, then it's time to worry.
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