Prickly Pete - 2014-08-17 I love when commercials clearly want to use a song without paying for the rights so they create a thinly veiled knock off. That's clearly a second rate "Wang Chung" playing, right?
Xenocide - 2014-08-17 Don't start unbelieving! Never don't not feel your feelings!
infinite zest - 2014-08-17 'not wang chung' should be a universal tag for everything on this site that is, indeed, not wang chung
Caminante Nocturno - 2014-08-17 Having that woman as a mother would be a 24-hour wide awake nightmare.
No wonder the kid's terrified of girls.
Bort - 2014-08-18 That giant ghost head appearing out of nowhere and telling him what to do ... this is why people dress as clowns and dismember hobos.
Damn anything goes at Pizza Hut! From Health Code violations to unsupervised kids' parties. The one by my house had a Robocop arcade game so I was in there a lot but I've somehow never had the pizza. We'd always get Papa Aldos (now Papa Murphys) and I was always kind of jealous of the kids who got to go to pizza hut. We went to this place across the street from a stirp club/steakhouse after soccer games that had arcade games and a little slide but the pizza tasted like cardboard.
gravelstudios - 2014-08-17 When I was in school we did a program called Bookit, where if you read a certain number of books, you got a free personal pan pizza, so we went to pizza hut a couple times a year. The one we went to had a huge gas fireplace in the middle of the dining room with fake logs in it. I have a lot of good memories of that place.
hammsangwich - 2014-08-17 Bookit failed miserably. We have plenty of fat kids, but they're all illiterate.