This still isn't enough for his trumpkins to drop him, unreal times we're witnessing. 5 for evil.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Oh, and did anybody know his ex-wife claimed that he raped her? Old story, but it's suddenly turning up in Google.
My aging brain was beginning to lose track of the sexual assault accusers, but Jezebel is keeping a running tab:
People have been bringing it up for months but the mainstream media never bit.
John Holmes Motherfucker
No, and that's why Trump's Sunday night press BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST press conference was described by one commentator as "Pouring gasoline over himself and lighting a match."
Even if he was trying to throw the election, he would have found a more dignified way of doing it. In theory, a rapist could be a good president. A guy who chokes under pressure like this? No.
Dirty Donnie Diamonds sounds too classy for that sack of shit
Also, they're cubic zirconias.
I made another one for you guys
I saw the dog photo and the rest just drew itself.
|Maggot Brain |
If find it shocking that Trump didn't google himself.
Trump barred his own campaign from investigating his past, which ensures they're unprepared for every new revelation:
if that wasn't Bloomberg I thought for sure it was a joke...Jesus Fucking Christ...
|Binro the Heretic |
I always wondered what sort of sick asshole would ask a woman, "Who's your daddy?" while fucking her.
That seems a bit off topic here, but roleplay can be part of a healthy sexual relationship?
I mean, when you're not thinking about fucking ten year olds.
|That guy |
This is the sort of thing where anyone who's capable of saying "I'm going to be dating her in 10 years" as a 100% pure joke is also the sort of person who's not going to say it on tv or in public in general.
I also love the idea that the Reps and Trump supporters didn't think A WHOLE BUNCH OF RIDICULOUS SHIT was going to come out of the woodwork.
I really hope the Apprentice tapes leak, it will be fucking beautiful.
Reportedly Burnett is not opposed to the idea, he's just worried about a loss of potential revenue stream.
I'm sure those tapes are a goldmine and he's just delaying so he can have a better negotiating position over the price.
Oooh, let's start a betting pool on how he used it.
I'm going to bet on the worst possible "see what you want in the inkblot" perfect-storm scenario:
...like behind the scenes, he told a 'joke' that isn't at all funny and doesn't have any humorous insight, and probably even has 'nigger' in the set-up, and not the punchline for like shock-value or something.
....but it's right in that zone where anyone who wants to see it as "just a joke", as if he's a cutting-edge comedian or some shit like that.
I wonder how many people think Trump's doing a 'kingmaker' thing for Hilary Clinton....
^I've seen a lot of that angle from the left-wing brits I know who are into their conspiracy/NWO stuff.
I think the tapes will be peppered with racial slurs and a whole bunch of really fucking degrading sexual remarks about more than 5 or 6 women on the show.
If a Trump tape came out it would probably win back some votes in what would about to a dead cat bounce.
I bet he will be calling a white male the n-word as a deep and personal insult.
Oh, you're right. It IS going to be just a bunch of off-the-cuff racism and sexism without even putative provocation or reason.
I gave him WAY too much credit that it would be an attempt at a dirty joke.
|Two Jar Slave |
Holding out hope for a Trump sex tape.
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