The ocean's molecular structure has somehow mutated due to Doppler Mitosis affecting the nano-tectonics of the planet's genetic hydraulics. If this cardio-wavelength continues, it will result in mass atomic heterochromia and bible.
Back in 8th or 9th grade, this was playing in the theater right across the street from our house. My foster parents tried to get me to take my foster siblings to go see this. We went and saw "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" instead and when we got home lied to them and told them how great and inspirational this movie was.
A friend of mine dragged me to see this crapfest. It took me five minutes of watching it to have the driving urge to flee the theater. It was a torturous experience. Casper Van Diem's role in Starship Troopers was Oscar worthy compared to this.
Omega Code 2 was downright entertaining by comparison, because it had cool smoke demons, actual war, and Satan.
I'm only halfway through this movie and it's already one of the best I've ever seen, as far as entertainment value. Watching Johnny Rico try to portray anything other than a space marine is awesome. (I know that's not his real name, but it's all he's got going for him.)