|StanleyPain - 2014-09-16 |
Their mouths look like giant puckered assholes.
Their faces look like a box of melted crayons.
I'm sure they're lovely on the inside.
they have the faces of freak show performers...and I guess they are the modern equivalent with how hard they're trying to get attention.
They look very nice from a distance. Up close they are a bit frumpy, mostly owing to their obvious plastic-surgery, "mushface" look. But they clearly value their appearance, and they work very hard trying to look as good as possible, so if I met them I don't think I would tell them they are ugly. That would not be a nice thing to say, and it would probably hurt their feelings, as I'm guessing they're fairly sensitive about their appearance.
|urbanelf - 2014-09-16 |
Their dad is Ron Jeremy.
|infinite zest - 2014-09-16 |
Unless they somehow swapped dude's come and both got pregnant I don't think it's incest. Ostensibly with the guy fucking two girls with one dick at different times, maybe eating the other one out from below or something and then maybe switching, pegging (or getting exhausted?) I mean, I used to know kids with older sisters who would practice making out and such.
Huh. I remember the parents finding out and it sort of became this neighborhood legend. I felt bad for them, as they actually had to change schools. I mean, it was strange, but as far as I knew they weren't breaking any laws. It's fuzzy memories for sure, but the boy was only a 5th grader and his sister was in high school, and I was friends with both of them. He probably would've told me if it went beyond practice kissing.
But now I'm just curious. I mean the OED defines incest as " The crime of sexual intercourse or cohabitation between persons related within the degrees within which marriage is prohibited; sexual commerce of near kindred." But there's also the term "Kissing Cousin," which probably implies "fuck cousin" but whose etymology is probably pretty antiquated: Basically any cousin not related in the first degree is OK to "kiss" (i.e. probably fuck) so I could see someone taking that literally.
Older sisters do not fall within the "kissing cousins" exemption range, though. Older sisters are immediate family.
Not that this really matters, of course! Legal prohibitions on incest, like prohibitions on homosexuality, polygamy, human-on-cartoon, or any other consensual, non-traditional romantic relationship, are unjust, hardly enforceable, and soon to be a thing of the past.
|Hooker - 2014-09-16 |
"Most men struggle to keep one woman happy and satisfied."
I'd love for that to be an Australia-type comment and not a female-type comment. But it's not.
|oddeye - 2014-09-16 |
I'd fuck em both.
My kaiju of choice would be gamers but we might get dizzy.
I like that King Three-Heads (Gidora?) cause then I could get 3 blowjobs at once.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2014-09-16 |
According to the newslady, they can't beah to be apa'ht, fuckahs.
|Adham Nu'man - 2014-09-16 |
Come and have sex with us Danny...
Forever... and ever... and ever...
|Mother_Puncher - 2014-09-16 |
Im gonna puke
|Racketeer - 2014-09-16 |
They need to meet the ATL Twins.
|Bort - 2014-09-16 |
I give it a week before they bankrupt Extensive Enterprises.
|Quad9Damage - 2014-09-17 |
What if one of them dies?
The other gets twin boyfriends to balance it out
The living one absorbs the others remains and becomes a Super Twin that carries her dead sister's soul and consciousness.
|ashtar. - 2014-09-17 |
This is why you treat twins as individual people and not a unit.
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