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Desc:Uncomfortable couples series.
Category:Pets & Animals, Educational
Tags:Clams, geoducks, grunts, give me a kiss
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Comment count is 28
Shanghai Tippytap - 2014-09-25
she sounds genuinely aroused.

do they just leave it to die now?
Aelric - 2014-09-25
nope, they cook it up or even make a sashimi of it. Geoduck is amazingly not bad, so long as you don't see it before it's cut.

M-DEEM - 2014-09-26
Earned my treat

cognitivedissonance - 2014-09-27
They're not bad eating. Much like tongue, as long as you get the outer layer off and chop it up so you forget what it looked like, it's fine.

The Mothership - 2014-09-25
I was going to crack a joke about how utterly Northgate that guy was, but then he pulled a fucking gooeyduck the size of baja out the ground.
TheSupafly - 2014-09-26
Seattle jokes

infinite zest - 2014-09-27
Heh I was thinking Evergreen jokes myself, but until this moment I didn't know what the hell their mascot looked like in real life. My alma mater is an anthropomorphic Badger, but still looks somewhat like a real badger. And the Oregon Duck is just Donald Duck. Their Geoduck looks something like a pickle in-between two hamburger buns.

Nominal - 2014-09-25
Damn all that water really made the Fremen go soft.
infinite zest - 2014-09-27
Should've just used the gravity gun.

betamaxed - 2014-09-26
I like how the spouse/so is overjoyed and impressed with the fact that her male mate just dug a fucking hole in the ground and murdered an animal with his bare hands.
fedex - 2014-09-26
thats how it has been for thousands of years, why are you surprised?

That guy - 2014-09-26
you're being a fucking pussy
quit being a fucking pussy

TimidAres - 2014-09-26
"Betamax" describes you pretty well, it seems.

ashtar. - 2014-09-26
(point to mollusk)

BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-26
Women are impressed by mussels. Get over it, bruh.

simon666 - 2014-09-26
Women are impressed by clams too, you insensitive sod.

cognitivedissonance - 2014-09-27
Women respond to men who aren't shellfish. Oyster if she really loves you, and if she doesn't clam up, she'll be your one and abalonely.

oddeye - 2014-09-27
That's pretty much it in a clam-shell, no need to make a mountain out of a mollusk about it.

infinite zest - 2014-09-27
Nevermind The Scallops

crasspm - 2014-09-26
She's all fired up!
oddeye - 2014-09-26
Later on he's going to do the exact same thing to her asshole.

oddeye - 2014-09-26
The fuck is it?
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-09-26
a really slimy pokemon

chumbucket - 2014-09-26
The beginning of a really bad found-footage movie.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-09-26
(in Picard voice) That was absolutely. Exhilarating.
BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-26
Yeah, but is she hot?
oddeye - 2014-09-27
Probably not, given by the fact that she thought this doofus humping wet sand in order to extract a discarded whale urethra was super hot. Her undergarments (assuming they had contact with her the whole time) are probably worth stealing, sooner the better.

catpenis27 - 2014-11-03
Forgive me, I totally forgot why this is the best place on the goddamn internet for a few months.
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