baleen - 2014-10-20 Ahem... This is EphemeralRift, he is probably one of the most popular ASMR people online. This is an inside joke for the abundance of female ASMR people ("asmrtists").
He also has a popular ASMR Let's play channel, a massage channel, and makes some of the weirder roleplay stuff. There's one recurring character where he's dressed as a plague doctor in a post-apocalyptic dystopian future. I don't know who would find that relaxing, but I've fallen asleep to his videos before.
The worst ASMR videos to me are the eating ones. I cannot understand how someone could find a fat guy eating a sticky burrito with his mouth open relaxing, but there's tons of that shit.
EvilHomer - 2014-10-21 I was randomly clicking through some of Heather Feather's videos, and I noticed at one point she did some "yummy pizza sounds". Had no idea what that could possibly be about.