exy Looks like it'll be a while before that porn is more exciting than those little metal silhouettes you could jigger the lever on to make 'em hump. But still really neat--best trip toy ever.
Cube It's dangerous! Quick, get over here where there's lasers shooting every which way and the air is on fire! Plasma fire!
Albuquerque Halsey This would probably be a class 3b or class 4 laser, which means that if the bean energy is not completely adsorbed by the air (it isn't) then the laser is more than capable of causing a microscopic steam explosion behind your retina, literally blowing it off the back of your optic cavity