exy - 2014-11-06 Looks like it'll be a while before that porn is more exciting than those little metal silhouettes you could jigger the lever on to make 'em hump. But still really neat--best trip toy ever.
Cube - 2014-11-06 It's dangerous! Quick, get over here where there's lasers shooting every which way and the air is on fire! Plasma fire!
Albuquerque Halsey - 2014-11-06 This would probably be a class 3b or class 4 laser, which means that if the bean energy is not completely adsorbed by the air (it isn't) then the laser is more than capable of causing a microscopic steam explosion behind your retina, literally blowing it off the back of your optic cavity