|infinite zest |
First Monster, now Muslims.. is she just going down the alphabet?
Muhammad didn't die. He flew up to heaven on a human faced pegausus thing.
It's be interesting to see bronies develop a radical Islamic sect.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/My-little-Islamic-Warrior-414981846< br />
was all I could find...
"My Little Pony: Jihad is Magic!"
In the pilot episode, Princess Celestia is forced to wear a burqa, renounce her throne for a male pony to take over, and is stoned to death for practicing witchcraft. Several other female ponies, unicorns, and pegasi are stoned for not covering their cuite marks and being a temptation to the males. The series is then canceled for being heretical.
Equestria's actually not that far off from a Caliphate. Obviously the details are different, but it's a highly-centralized theocracy that relies on a conservative medieval social order. There's very little public evidence of love, or sex, or drinking, and while it's never explicitly stated in the show, the non-cutie-marked racial and cultural minorities (mules, dragons, zebras etc) may well be subject to a pony form of Jizya.
And Saddle Arabia, at least, is clearly meant to be a Muslim state.
I woukd love to see a picture of a happy Mohammed flying to heaven on the back of Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash!
Actually, on second thought, the Details section on Wikipedia's article about the burak pegasus...
... seem to most closely match Roid Rage!
One Prophet and Roid Rage, please.
No drinking? What about cider season? Also the fandom made Berry Punch into Ponyville's town drunk.
Fanon aside, there's no direct evidence that Pony Cider is alcoholic. In fact, the way ponies sperg out over something as simple as Cider is fairly good, if indirect, evidence that ponies do not have easy access to heavily fermented beverages.
|Binro the Heretic |
"I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT JESUS CHRIST HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!"
|Jet Bin Fever |
Nothing like angrily shouting at people to convince them that Jesus loves them!
Have you ever been to a fundie church? That's all they do.
"I'm afraid of Islamic terror. Lets further marginalize Muslims and make them feel unwelcome in our society. That'll totally end terrorism!"
Hey, if you make them sad enough they'll just commit suicide on their own without hurting anyone.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
"Islam will never dominate the great state of Texas."
No, but brown Catholics will.
HA! Ghost stars for you! ************
If her faith is the one true faith and her god the only, all-powerful god then why does she feel so threatend as to act out like this? Why not just let your religion stand on it's own and gently guide those that want the truth to your faith?
Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.
16 "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star."
17 The Spirit and the bride say, "Come!" And let him who hears say, "Come!" Whoever is thirsty, let him come; and whoever wishes, let him take the free gift of the water of life.
18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book.
19 And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.
20 He who testifies to these things says, "Yes, I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.
21 The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Amen.
"No, Team Jacob!"
Keep in mind, this is the same woman who made that video that was here not long ago about how Monster Engery Drinks are liquid satan or whatever.
Also, also note that she is yet another dumb fundie asshat appropriating the Arabic glyph (on her shirt) being used by ISIS to mark the homes and business of Christians as some kind of persecution complex thing (you may have seen people doing it on facebook) passed off as "solidarity."
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