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Desc:Guys what do I do?
Category:Accidents & Explosions
Tags:cat, better animals, CATegory, feline, twitch
Submitted:Scrotum H. Vainglorious
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Comment count is 37
Binro the Heretic - 2015-02-14

This upset me so badly, I had to do a search to see if she was okay. Luckily, she was. The blood is pouring from a perforation in her lower eyelid.

She DID get a minor scratch on her cornea, though.

Fuck, that could have been a lot worse, though.

And no, I'm not reading the YouTube comments because I'm sure there are a lot of people posting, "Ha-ha! Stupid bitch!"
infinite zest - 2015-02-14

This happened to me too years ago when I was trying to take a cat kiss picture for friendster. The cat and I were friends but I was just catsitting and boom right in the eyeball. I still have the scar right under my eye but it's been going away. What was worse is the water was shut off so I just laid face down in the snow outside until the bleeding stopped. I'm so glad she's ok.

infinite zest - 2015-02-14
And yeah, don't read the YT comments unless you want to buy yourself a new monitor.. I was hoping to find out some info on the girl so I checked, I just hope she has antibiotics because cat scratches can get seriously infected because of the poop they spend most of their time in.

Quad9Damage - 2015-02-14
Kamikaze Gorilla19 hours ago

Omg that crying was fucking pathetic. What is she, 12? This is why women will never get the respect of men despite their constant bitching about "equality."

Old_Zircon - 2015-02-14
I've had this happen, too, but the claws stuck in my eyebrow nd that saved me. Had a 15 pound guy jump off of a 6 foot high shelf onto my neck and chest while I was taking a bath, too.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2015-02-14
Didnt watch. But I also could easily have suffered eye damage to a cat.
When I was about 5 or 6 or something my family took in a pregnant feral cat. After the birth of the kittens it was staying in a cardboard box in our utility room (small room with washing machine and such).
One day my parents were out for a bit and it was just me and my 4 years older sister in the house. I really wanted to see the kittens so I stuck my face up to the opening in the box, the mother cat immediate lashed out and made a decent gash just underneath my left eye. It was bleeding a lot and I was crying and freaking out, and my sister was just, "hey relax its no big deal"
She was right, I was actually totally fine, it healed up (though I still have a scar from it) I was very lucky though, a few millimetres up and it would have been my eye!

baleen - 2015-02-14
Infinite Zest, is there anything horrible in the world that hasn't happened to you? I kind of want to buy you a beer.

infinite zest - 2015-02-14
Oh there's plenty. When I was a kid I jumped into an empty swimming pool and probably should have died just then, so every day's a happy one. Plenty of accidents and heart breaks and spleen ruptures and etc.

infinite zest - 2015-02-14
but I'll totally take you up on that beer but only if I can buy you one. :)

yogarfield - 2015-02-14

My cat managed to rip my contact out of my eye, without harming the eye itself. I was about a millimeter away from having a cathook in the eyejelly.

And also all aboard the Beers for Zesty train. We should have a drink next time I'm in town.

Nominal - 2015-02-14
Oh YEAH? Well I have...

*Chief Brody eyes appendix scar, thinks twice and puts it away*

Old_Zircon - 2015-02-15
I had no idea IZ was from Portland until a year or so after the last time I wa there, kinda sucks.

infinite zest - 2015-02-15
:) I ain't goin' anywhere soon, even though I have my list of other places I want to live. What parts of town were you in?

yogarfield - 2015-02-16
Zesty I'll be in touch. Somehow? I'll be in Portland a handful of times in the next month or so. We'll get drunk and fight pinball machines and bastard cats.

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-14
Serves her right for being a woman in gaming.
EvilHomer - 2015-02-14
That cat just LEVELED UP.

baleen - 2015-02-14
Yeah, there's a reason real gamerz don't have pets (in real life).

infinite zest - 2015-02-14
Mine was the one I described above, and getting punched out by a MMA fighter I was drunk enough to want to fight a few years later after he called my wife a racial slur. I got a few really awesome punches in on MMA douche tho so hopefully he's scarred too. He's on TV now.

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-14
Your life is pretty strange and wonderful IZ.

Mother_Puncher - 2015-02-14
Cat couldn't tell what was game and what was real

bopeton - 2015-02-14
Something like this happened to me once, but it wasn't a cat. It was a toddler with a set of keys.

Everyone around me was freaking out because my eye was bleeding, and I had to be the one to try to calm everyone down so I could get taken to a doctor.

Not a very good day.
EvilHomer - 2015-02-14
Mine was an umbrella opening in my face.

Binro the Heretic - 2015-02-14
When I was 13 and my little sister was 3, she hucked a golf ball at me and hit me right in the left eye.

badideasinaction - 2015-02-14
Mine was from a game of twister. There's a reason why they say to take off your shoes - someone tucked and rolled and caught me right in the eye socket with a boot.

That guy - 2015-02-15
Something like this happened to me once. I was fine. The cat didn't make it.

Bort - 2015-02-14
Just a reminder, open enrollment ends Sunday.
Scattersane - 2015-02-14
I had a cat hook into my lower eyelid and nearly hang from it. I sort of feeling vindicated to know that I'm not the only person who is this hapless.
Enjoy - 2015-02-14
Is this swatting?
Accidie - 2015-02-14
Well done.

Binro the Heretic - 2015-02-14
And these are for Enjoy.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-14
Those things are fucking beasts and should be destroyed.
Rafiki - 2015-02-14
I told you your can't doesn't love you.
kamlem - 2015-02-14
Twitch of the death nerve.
fluffy - 2015-02-14
My cat has accidentally done this to me in bed. For some reason he likes to stroke my face (he is weird, even by cat standards), and he can't pull his claws in all the way anymore, and one time he decided to stroke my face right over my eye.
Nominal - 2015-02-14
That's a 50 DKP minus for dropping out of the raid.
craptacular - 2015-02-15
also for not being where you're supposed to be

Quad9Damage - 2015-02-18
My friend's mom went blind in one eye because of her cat's shit contaminated claws. For all the energy they burn keeping themselves clean, cats seem to miss that spot after burying their feces. My cat will sometimes spend about 5-10 minutes covering her nugget to precise OCD dimensions and specifications, and it makes me worry about my own eyeball.

Glad to hear this lady's okay. What a shitty thing to happen and a shitty thing for somebody to upload to YouTube after the fact.
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