The imagery, the imagery... I keep picturing her as a giant, blubbery, Katamari ball.

Goo goo ga joob?

I am... ... what? Fat?

Naturally, a cat.

If I wanted to see fat people whining about how they're human I wouldn't.

Bitch, you're just fat. Get over yourself. Fatty.

...ahhhh...why so pretentious fatty? there is much chili. enjoy the party

She is made of wonderous things? Like bacon. And butter. And nachos.

You certainly are, you fat piece of crap.

Lady, you ain't my mirror. My mirror takes the stairs.

Dear everybody on YouTube: the blue light from your monitor makes you look like a big fat Smurf

If I recall this user, she later made another video where she broke down.

I don't get it. Is this a list of things she has eaten?

"I am everything in my past, I am my childhood house"...and that says it all people.

The way she bites her lips at the end makes this for me

No, you're larger than me because you eat too goddamn much, lardo

NO.

She's sitting on a bean bag stuffed with fat.

As Bill Maher would say, you're fat because your stomach can't turn food into shit quickly enough

You're no Japanese maple tree - they're skinny.

She looks like Violet from Willy Wonka

Every line can be followed with a quip about either 1) pork products or 2) her gravitational pull

You are a sad, fat, unfunny blob. You make me sad.

Is this Chubby Smurf?

I am the twinky that...arggg i'm no poet

OH NO IT IS POETRY FATTY! PLEASE DO NOT EAT WALT WHITMAN JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT TALENT AND HE IS!

I MAKE A POEM FOR POETRY FATTY:

ROSES ARE RED
FART
FART
BURP
THE FATTY HAS EATEN THE LIBRARY
MERRY CHRISTMAS

This isn't a TF2 promo spot?

This video smells like spam.

Stop being sexually attractive to me, pretentious fat girl. Social conventions require me to mock you. But I can't think of any livestock jokes without thinking about those elbow length calving gloves. My head says lard, but my heart says Crisco.

Would.