Has there actually been a decent internet movie? Even the Ashens movie was unwatchable, and he's about the most likeable internet personality I can think of.

yeah, the Ashens movie sucked pretty hard, but it's still not as bad as that AVGN movie. At least Ashens had the common decency to release his movie for free!

Revenge of Cooler Abridged?

The Ashens movie I had some curiosity about and successfully watched 5 minutes of, which makes it like Citizen Kane compared to the AVGN movie, which I had completely forgotten about the existence of. Come to think of it, I don't even know off the top of my head if he's still even on Youtube. I assume yes but it's been years since I've even had Youtube recommend one of his videos.

Yeah, he's still around, although for the most part his new videos are just him and his buddies playing video games.

If he's out of character then I think that's kind of cool, he's probably fine, the character just got worn out fast for me.

Or maybe I'm wrong and he's a colossal douche, I've never met the guy what do I know?

Do they?

They do, but they're all teenagers, so I'm not sure if that counts. The only reason I know this is because I watched some shit documentary about "Internet stars" on Netflix and every event they held was nothing but shitty, ugly teenagers.

Teenagers definitely count, they're second only to children in terms of the efficiency with which they can be used to extract their parents' money and put it into the hands of companies that produce useless crap.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if they had planned to do the entire feature in vine-length shots.

I assumed dude in glasses definitely committed at least a half dozen

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