|Oscar Wildcat |
He's negging us right in the preload!
This just in! Repressed Japanese women get figurative hard-on for especially handsome ape!
Nice try with the tags, but "slow news day" also comes to mind.
|The Mothership |
No actual footage of women fawning over ape. 5 star reporting there, champ.
...was wondering if it was a rumor originating from another country.
> 5 star reporting there, champ.
Surely you meant "chimp." Do I have to do everything around here?
Ass like a goddamn silverback.
This has been my favourite news story in ages.
|Prickly Pete |
Maybe I'm open to the power of suggestion, but that IS a handsome gorilla.
BTW, have you guys seen dawn of the planet of the apes, and rise of the planet of the apes (the james franco one)? Fun series. Also yeah that ape is hot
I haven't watched any of the new ones but loved all the old ones growing up. The Tim Burton one made me lose interest completely. But then I read Will Self's Great Apes which I loved and kinda got me back into the idea. Are they more like that?
for the ape, for the tags, for this planet
So, how much longer until zoophilia is legal and accepted by mainstream society?
Boomer The Dog
Now we've gotten past gay marriage, so more hurdles to jump to a more exciting world. I'm for all kinds of things like this, maybe we should be showing the world how free we are in America.
That woofed, most who love their pets a lot are Zoophiles, as in a lover of animals. Marriage should be okay as a bond with your pet that's sealed with the idea that the couple has transcended just being 'pet' and 'owner', and have something more.
If marriage with your pet implies something in the bedroom, then that would be in the realm of Zoosexuality, that's more defining.
I'd like to go farther and see it not called anything zoo, the marriage could be just a dedication from mammal to mammal, no matter what the species.
You fools! Grodd will rule you all!
Hey, someone else who reads.
You think an ape that fine is going to settle for one of us creepy, bald fuckers who put him in a cage? Not a chance. There's not enough booze in the world to make him sink that low.
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