Fine, but I get a pass for the rest of the year. Or forever. Whatever.
:01 - Great/and or popular music is the hallmark of great rock groups
:10 - It's not, so we're not
:15 - Their haircuts are wrong. And this is coming from a guy rocked one hardass mullet for far too long
:22 - "God first" might imply giving away all their worldly goods and living simply, imploring others to follow in their ways. At least more than following a regular perming schedule and 'glossy' music videos.
But this is as subjective as religion itself. Homer likes nitpicking, regardless.
:57 - It's anti-christian in the same way hinduism is anti-christian. That is, not christian. It is a holdover from counter-culture/anti-authoritarianism movement of the 60's, but I'm comfortable in assuming that nuance is outside the scope of their scope.
1:00 - It's certainly stupid, but satan isn't involved beyond being a part of everything evangelicals don't like.
1:05 - No one carries 5.25" floppies in a briefcase like that.
1:07 - Skulls are on the inside of people, even satanists
1:25 - Is past-life a thing for most new-agers? For some maybe, I don't know.
1:30 - Crystals are more involved with healing
1:35 - Generic christians call those types 'pastors'
1:40 - I guess, tho I assume most use it as a means to know how shitty their day will be
1:50 - I've heard a number of non-fire-and-brimstone types of christian say the same thing.
1:55 - Depends on your definition of supernatural I guess. By using the word "powers", I assume he assumes they shoot beams and shit (via demons).
2:05 - Bushido is pretty fucking old-school, like 1,000 years old-school. New-age being again, from the 60's
2:08 - Eye-lasers thru sunglasses? That's just stupid.
2:12 - Not really
2:15 - Nah
2:20 - Hahahaha! No, and no.
2:30 - Relying on supernatural guidance is usually a bad idea