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Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:donald trump, GOP, Megyn Kelly, The Decline of Western Civilization, cuckservative
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:08/07/15
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Old_Zircon
2016 Election HQ 14 hours ago (edited)
Just to let everyone know: I had to chop out about 45 seconds of some parts of where TRUMP spoke because UNIVISON filed a copyright claim on this video claiming they owned the video, when they clearly don't...they are only doing it because of Trump. That's why some of the video had to be cut out...but only about 45 seconds. Sorry about that.
SolRo
Fucking DMCA is worse than hitler

Old_Zircon
I actually watched the debate in 1/4 of the screen of some kid's Arma 3 twitch stream, because that was the only way I could get it without cable. I think it was an improvement, honestly.

infinite zest
Any good moments? I'm housesitting over the weekend for my parents and they called and asked me to record it so I did but I couldn't watch it. Cuz I had a hot date! :D but now I wanna see it, at least the good parts. Like Sushi! Separate the Unagi from the avocado and rice for me if you can!

Old_Zircon
I only watched the first 20 minutes but everything Trump said was pretty appalling. The very first question for him was about all of the stuff he has said about women and he actually cut Megyn Kelly off halfway through and said "Only Rosie O'Donnel!"

The last thing I heard was Trump saying something about how people say that business influencing politics is breaking the system but he can rely on CEOs because if he does them a favor he can go back a decade later and they'll return it, and he will be able to bring that to the presidency.




I'll bet on Trump getting the GOP nomination, loser has to post a video of themselves singing Johny Johny Yes Papa.

infinite zest
Too late :)

https://youtu.be/_kUB9l4FtpA

infinite zest
I still want to believe that Trump's just a heel and my dad's Wrestlemania analogy is correct.

memedumpster
What the goddamned fuck fuckell fucksauce did I just watch!?

Rodents of Unusual Size
The prequel to the Dead Zone?

Rodents of Unusual Size
One of my favorite moments was watching Rand Paul tear out Chris Christie's heart and eating it on stage to gain his power and strength.

Shoebox Joe
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Old_Zircon
This whole election cycle all I can think of is that Bloom County story arc from 1990 or so where Trump's brain gets transplanted into Bill the Cat.

Old_Zircon
Also props to Berkeley Breathed for actually managing to make digital brushwork look halfway decent, not many can.

chumbucket
hahahaaaa what the flap of skin fuck?
John Holmes Motherfucker
"It's 9 PM on the east coast, and THE MOMENT OF BULLSHIT HAS ARRIVED!"

"Fox News has partnered with Facebook..." Okay, I REALLY don't like the sound of THAT!
Void 71
Needs a 'cuckservative' tag, if only because of the butthurt that term has generated over the last couple of weeks.
Pillager
That's pretty massive load of Bull, isn't it...

memedumpster
Things I learned from Trumpy along with discussing the political nuance of this debate with Tumpsporters.

1.) Donald Trump hates women, and that is what comedy is, therefore he must be president. This is a well known Republican value that he has tapped into.

2.) Donald Trump admits to being a skeezefuck businessman who proudly fucks people over, and this is what political responsibility is, therefore he must be president. This is a well known Republican value that he has tapped into.

3.) Donald Trump said he had proof that the Mehican Government sends criminals on purpose to 'Murica, but he wont show proof, which is the epitome of him having proof because when you have proof of something people want to believe is true because bigots, you don't have to show it, ever, because you're right and this is why he must be president. This is a well known Republican value that he has tapped into.

4.) Any of these politicians trying to run on their accomplishments or personal beliefs are naive, because all they have to do is make fun of women, admit they engage in unethical business practices, and say they have proof of the truth of all racist beliefs without ever demonstrating it to anyone to win. Only Donald trump really knows his target audience.

This man is the alpha Republican, and only he knows the voting public.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I look forward to Megyn Kelly tearing him a new asshole every day after he went after her. It's like picking a fight with a hormonal bear with bees that it shoots out of its mouth.

memedumpster
This will only make him more popular. The more a woman bitches about Trumpsogyny, the more the MR(epublicans)A will Donald Stump. By the time he is elected president in a landslide across all 50 states, Megyn Kelly will have been raped to death live on The Factor as a sacrifice to His Divine Haircut.

fedex
Dogs.

It's dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths.

Old_Zircon
Old_Zircon


I'll bet on Trump getting the GOP nomination, loser has to post a video of themselves singing Johny Johny Yes Papa.

Bootymarch
I really wanna take you up on that zircon cause I think I could really turn things around and make a positive contribution to the JJYP climate, but that would make me give more of a fuck about all this than I want to.

Old_Zircon
Yeah I mean to be fair it's not much of a bet because I've come close to doing that three or four times already anyhow.

infinite zest
Do it! I was planning on doing a whole True Detective thing on it but I only made one little thing. The ripples that sugar deception make are wide.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I changed it to bears because she's a conservative momma grizzly.

Also I kind of want to see Donald Trump mauled by a bear.

TeenerTot
But why a _hormonal_ bear exactly? Kinda sounds like a dig at women.

Old_Zircon
Sounds kinda like somebody understands how most wildlife works.

Bootymarch
Ben Carson saying that Hillary Clinton is the epitome of the secular progressive culture. My dad asked if he was the only black republican pediatric neurosurgeon in the country.
namtar
Key take-aways from this debate:

Fox News hates Donald Trump and most of the other candidates except for Jeb Bush, who they love.

Fox News thought it was appropriate to question the intelligence of the only black man on stage.

Ben Carson: they're called "conjoined twins" now, not "siamese twins". Don't be so fucking stupid.

Huckabee doesn't give a shit about anyone unless they're a fetus.

Chris Christie only remembers hugs from 9/11 victims.

Ted Cruz mentioned Le Miserables, just in case anyone was still unsure he is massively gay.

If you're dad is a mailman you're automatically qualified to be president.
Sanest Man Alive
Isn't "conjoined" technically incorrect, though? It implies they were separate at some point before becoming one of god's many practical jokes, which is only the case for fraternal twins, and those don't suffer Vulcan everything-melds.

Not to say that "siamese" is an acceptable label for the condition (certainly no more than calling the mentally impaired "mongoloids"); we just need a term for it that's accurate.

Anyway, this needs the "Humor" category way more than "Horror".

namtar
Oh no, I used you're instead of your.

I feel like such a Ben Carson right now.

Enjoy
Never say "Siamese twins." Gezus. You want to get kicked with four legs?

John Holmes Motherfucker
This time, it really IS a clown car!

Old_Zircon
The proper term is "a double header," right?

15th
Fox News Logo, Facebook Logo, Donald Trump, Fox News Logo, Facebook Logo.

A still frame from our democratic process, 2015.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Am I the only one who thinks John Kasich was the most impressive one here? Because he was surprisingly not idiotic.
namtar
Unlike most of the others, John Kasich doesn't act like a cartoon.

Old_Zircon
Unelectable.

bongoprophet
American elections take for-fucking-ever.

Like, you guys realize the rest of the world has to listen to these people stupid shit for what, two years in total, every time this happens?
Binro the Heretic
But do you have to listen to family, friends & co-workers rattle on about how right and noble these fuckwits are?

Old_Zircon
We usually have to listen to them for more like three, three and a half years these days. Campaigning starts as soon as the ballots are counted.

Jet Bin Fever
Trump will go away as soon as they tell him to. He's really just there to get people talking about an incredibly boring and meaningless election process.
TeenerTot
I think he's there for the huge payoff the Repubs will give him to go away.

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