|That guy |
This, at least, I understand. This is a bunch of shitty racists with an excuse or two.
Sincere complaints about a red house being an 'eyesore', I don't understand at all. Does everything have to be beige?
Like Christian Jesus intended.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
Ugh. Anyway, it's been a long time since I've been to Florida, but my impression was that it was full of houses painted funny colors. Guy in shorts is the worst person ever, the neighborhood association is full of American junior fascists. Also, my grandfather lived in a red house for the last four decades of his life, though it was a bit more like a russet.
Yay. Red is my favorite color. I approve.
I don't particularly like the color he chose, but it's not awful. Besides, it looks like a good paint job on a well-maintained house. I definitely wouldn't go on TV and whine about such a color.
There's a house near where I work which is bright pink (like Pepto-Bismol, but brighter) with blue trim. I'm glad I don't have to look at that out my living room window every day.
betabox, why would you even care if it was out your window?
I don't get it.
Because he's two glasses of wine away from being exactly like that if a loud colored house was across the street.
Because some people like to live in a place where they can sit on their front porch without a glaringly hideous eyesore in front of them? Do you people live in revolting hellscapes where nothing at all looks nice? Do you not like to have nice surroundings?
And notice I didn't say I'd raise a stink about it, only that I'm glad I don't have to look at it every day. I'm glad about many things, and that's OK.
Also, I don't particularly like wine.
What an asshole.
Also, 2:25 makes me think of chimpanzee displays.
At first I thought "painted their house red" meant that someone from the family was hired to paint their house and chose the wrong color.
No, this is far dumber. My brain was simply attempting to put some kind of sense into the situation that isn't actually present.
This is because they don't like the color of someone ELSE'S house.
Wow. Just... fuck people.
"The whole neighborhood has maintained decorum", says the angry man in jorts.
And later in the vid, he has an empty wine glass. Surprise.
Hey man, don't blame those jorts. Those jorts are innocent victims of circumstance. They didn't ask for this.
Actually n closer inspection those are the prefab jorts you buy in a store, not the "cut the legs off last year's jeans" kind.
Fuck those racist jorts.
I like grandpa Scooter Typetwo.
just havin' himself a time.
Maaaaaan, it'd fun to fuck with this guy.
Ay ay ay.
I'm from New Orleans so the really sad, visceral reaction I experienced to houses painted funny colors when I moved to Mississippi was especially disappointing.
Funny colored houses are normal. Everyone should have them.
Was this from a Star Trek Episode?
|Monkey Napoleon |
I understand how racist and just utterly retarded this is, but you know it's a slow news day when you run a story about how the neighborhood association are fascist swine.
"Neighborhood Association" is just a PC way of saying "The club we made to bully everyone into maintaining our property value, including not letting the Darker Element get out of control."
I think NAs and HAs and all of that bullshit are just a way for nobodies to feel important. I don't think they give a shit about race, in general; they just want to boss other adults around. Plenty of ludicrous complaints have been launched by HAs, regardless of the racial makeup of their target.
Moving into a house where you have to deal with a NA or HA has got to be one of the dumbest things a potential homeowner can do. Getting drapes approved, as an adult? Suck a butt.
I'm so happy to not live in a planned community any more. If you move in next to me now, you can paint your house with polka-dots and put a rusty truck up on blocks. I won't care.
One agent tried to convince me to live in a planned community again "you will protect your investment better" - hey champ, I'm making a purchase not an investment.
Awhile ago neighbors behind me had toilet on their front porch that they used as a chair. Not ironically and definitely not an artistic statement (downtown there might be a toilet or two with "Flush Walker" written on it). They sat on it to smoke.
Next to me was a retiree who I swear mowed his lawn twice a day and kept his bushes so well trimmed they looked fake.
Where I live now there are at least three purple (and one pepto pink) houses i pass on a long walk.
It's all fine. I thought NAs were for new developments. Those houses don't look new. Never had to deal with them though.
Also: it seems people who run these are often crooked as all hell.
Gay Baby-Boomers buzzed on their second bottle of Yellowtail say "YOR HOUSE IS AN EYESORE!!"
Dude needs a swift and solid kick to the balls.
|Binro the Heretic |
Fuck those neighbors. That house is awesome.
Moustache dude is BEGGING for a pipe to the face.
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