Look Who's Packing
After a single, constitutionally-minded woman is left on her own to give birth to the child of a married man, she finds a new romantic chance in a brand new pony. Meanwhile the point-of-view of the four-year-old boy is narrated through voice over.
That's what you get for being irresponsible.
Too bad it wasn't the father.
"Gun nut shot by gun nut's nut."
how many ad copies have you held?
Two, and then I got slapped, but it was worth it!
If she thinks she's in trouble now, just wait til Florida Man gets home. (ashes cigar)
KID IS OK GUYS KID IS OK ITS STILL SFW
three stars cause the little fuck didnt die. and all u pussies having facebook babies i would love to personally punt yours off my upper balcony deck
That kid's gonna be dealing with Gilt for many years to come.
They should try her kid as an adult and sentence him to death. That's what Jesus would want.
She also needs more guns. Because if she had another one she could have shot her kid before her kid shot her.
How many times are you going to use that retarded logical fallacy? Rhetoric isn't a substitute for having an actual argument.
Guns cancel other guns out, so you can stand off and exchange dialogue rather than exchange bullets. Don't you watch movies yo?
OK, you're getting bored with that one... how about?
Guns don't kill people, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE.
Do you suppose it's a superpredator toddler? Will a stiff jail sentence in the corner of the room be sufficient? Or is the death sentence warranted?
Guns don't kill people, TODDLERS DO.
|Binro the Heretic |
Oh, for crying out fucking loud.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
I can't imagine the sort of mentality that would move somebody to set an ENORMOUS MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN FLAG as their goddamn Facebook background. I mean, is she running for something? Is she afraid that she'll forget what country she fucking lives in? I bet she doesn't even own a goddamn passport.
why would she need a passport? to leave THA GRAYTEST CUNTRY ON EHRTH??!
The same mentality that makes a person think they need to carry loaded weapon with them everywhere they go.
|The Mothership |
If only she had shot first, she wouldn't have been shot.
This is a terrible situation where someone nearly died but The Mothership still found POEtry. Salute.
This line of reasoning is popular among idiots. It's the PoETV equivalent of responding with:
"u mad bro? ::memeface::"
Does Gmork not get that we are repeating this bad argument ironically because gun nuts repeat it earnestly when there is a mass shooting?
Oh, I get it - which is why I compared it to the tactics of a troll. Didn't you catch that bit?
Unintelligent trolling is still unintelligent trolling, regardless of which side of the fence you happen to be.
If only there had been another armed toddler in the car
I'm pretty sure this woman does not believe in Darwin, but I know for a fact that he believed in her.
|Tough American Bouncer |
...From my cold dead toddler hands.
|That guy |
The 4 year old clearly suffers from mental illness, that's the real issue here, not guns.
This new strain of superpredator babies MUST BE BROUGHT TO HEEL!
|Robin Kestrel |
I hope she took that kid's personel firearms away as punishment.
Obama didn't take your guns, your own kid did.
|Sanest Man Alive |
Really not sure why anyone thought this gritty Baby Geniuses reboot needed to be made.
She wouldn't have been a victim if she had her gun on her
Dammnit I just read everyone else's comments and I was beaten to it by everyone.
if we could only enact legislation banning four-year-olds, we could avoid all these senseless tragedies.
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