i want to get out stop. STOP.
0:43 - 0:53 is my favorite part.
She's like a character from a Looney Tunes cartoon. She's aware of her situation, but she never, ever, ever learns.
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Can we have the Chris Chan from 2009 back please?
We've reached the bottom. Things couldn't possibly get any weirder or sadder than this without a tragic death.
Given Barb's age, her hygeine, and the stress from that recent lawsuit, I'm willing to bet that a tragic death is precisely what's happening next. The lesbian transition drama started just after Bob died, so The Bear only knows what horrors Barb's will unleash.
So is that his mom's fridge?
It's the family fridge, but yeah; his mom keeps her food in there. It's all just sitting in the freezer, right next to year-old jars of navy.
Holeeeeeeee shit. Why is she doing this? Why why why?
I started the video and thought "surely she's not referencing saving her sleek?" But nooooooooo! Gah!
"Why" is a question that's been at least a couple of years in the making. If you really wish to know, here is some more information (link contains NSFW material):
If you don't want to read through that nightmare reportage, here's the short version: she is still desperate to birth her daughter Crystal. Her applications for essence storage were rejected by sperm banks. Faced with no other choice, she has resorted to using Mother's freezer to preserve her comeuppance, so that one day the hot lesbians she sees in her porn movies can give birth to God-mandated Crystal.
When you put it like that, it sounds kind of absurd.
Dear North Carolina lawmakers,
99.99999999999999% of transgendered people are not ChrisChan and should be allowed to use whatever bathroom their gender identifies with.
The remainder is in the market for tight lesbian trim so she puts on a fright wig and freezes her cum opposite Barbara's Häagen-Dazs. Or perhaps right up against it, God only knows what that freezer looks like.
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