That's not phtalo blue. That's an Institute Gatling Laser; it does not fire paint, and the energy bolts are cyan or deep sky blue.
What a happy little video.
|Two Jar Slave |
I get really annoyed by all the Bob Ross parody. He wasn't a clown; he had a good show and a charismatic personality. He was a great painting teacher. The Joy of Painting should be enjoyed for what it was, not reduced to a few dumb catchphrases. For some reason, parody of this guy and this show bothers more than maybe any other property.
This video is especially stupid.
Five stars for my own stupid perplexing indignation.
Picking on Bob Ross is pretty much the comedic equivalent of skeet shooting a really fat, slow moving target. Too easy, not very clever.
I barked about Bob with Boomer before, but basically Bob has a bunch of critics. I don't know too many people who outright *hate* him, but nevertheless he is a controversial figure in the world of art-hipsters. They love to criticize him and take him down a peg whenever possible.
Also, Bob is soft-spoken and wholesome. Lots of people have been trained to resent that.
Not sure which way the guy who made this video is approaching his subject matter; it's probably the latter, but could be either, or both.
*turns the dial on the See N' Say to the picture of the art-hipster*
"No one cares what territorial fealty noises the art-hipster emotional pee puddle compels them to frame in mimicked human-speak."
*turns the dial on the See N' Say to the picture of the Ayelmer...*
Well, in fairness to the haters, it's not just the hipsters. Many serious artists, hipsters or not, have advanced well-reasoned criticisms against Bob Ross - I bring up art-hipsters specifically because "poeTV", and because it is easier for people to hear controversial perspectives when they come from hipsters, who are expected to be shocking and confrontational.
It's a vicious circle, I also made jokes at their expense because it's the poeWay. In truth, I prefer homo thymian domesticus fuckloads over homo sapien sapien, who are the most horrible animals out of nature. Thank god civilization has finally broken in a generation of powerless apes to not have the capacity to slaughter everything for evil's own wretched sake.
Anywhat, I thought you mentioned hipsters because they exist, unlike these "serious artists" you seem to be chasing like a mythical version of the unicorn.
And the Ayelmer says "you'll be back, they always come back to Elmer..."
Two Jar Slave
meme, are you having a crisis day? I ask because a couple people I know are, and I loosely believe in that stuff, and you just pronounced our species worse than deer ticks and lampreys.
Good sir, a pronouncement is the fodder of kings and other creatures of grand delusion, I merely observed such things!
Nah, I was making the jokes and trolling with Homie while also defending Bob Ross. It's on the Jarna Zoshi video that I am actually pissed off at the world. You know what's funny both haha and strange? It's easy to see I'm a person who is often divided against myself, but every time I look at how our species treats one another, my animal and my intellect perfectly align, every time, and get pissed off together in a beautiful harmony. Everything else in my life is a chaotic clusterfuck except that.
Which is why you're going to have to watch Lightning Jack my next MNR, because I need role models, dammit!
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