Seeing as it's been 30+ years and I can still recall it word-for-word, it really works.
Ersatz Things I know about Albania:
They had a King Zog
The capital, Tirana, sometimes uses the stage name Tirane
Their currency is called the lek and is primarily found in crossword puzzles
They love themselves some George W. Bush.
Sexy Duck Cop It's precious when loser countries try to have pride.