CrimsonHyperSloth - 2016-09-24 I was going to submit this awhile ago but I figured it was already here.
I'm surprised it wasn't.
Old_Zircon - 2016-09-24 Almost had to deduct a star for his indefensible attitude with regard to pun names.
Maybe I just don't understand as a straight guy but I think "Johnny Depth" is a quality gay porn name.
Also I'm sure it's not universal but a good friend of mine has known and/or boned quite a few guys who've performed in gay porn an if he's to be believed most of them are deeply unhappy and smoke a lot of meth, so that kind of detracts from the awesomeness of this a bit for me.