|garcet71283 - 2017-05-16 |
So is blue-haired-in-stocking-cap the new pixie-girl or something?
She's the "triggered" emoji.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-05-16 |
Hey, this trailer uses the same music as the Jack and Jill trailer!
|Nikon - 2017-05-16 |
I'm not sure if there's a
" why does this exist " tag, but there ought to be one.
|TeenerTot - 2017-05-16 |
This makes me want to kill myself! :D
|Maggot Brain - 2017-05-16 |
They made this but the pass on my movie pitch. It was called HANDGUN about a man who had GUNS for hands and all he wanted was to be loved!
Please tell me that there is a rom-com sub plot.
I just brewed a pot of coffee.
Wasn't this movie announced sometime before the Angry Birds movie came out and people were finally like "we're done with this shit?" I mean, it's a sub-par Inside Out by the looks of it, but it's not like Inside Out came up with this mini-persona-verse (Woody Allen? Herman's Head?) But if I recall the main complaint with Angry Birds was always in conjunction with the inevitable release of this film as well. I actually figured Sony had scrapped the whole thing and used a lot of the animation for Sausage Party, because if you can't beat em, out-gross them for the audience that's been cultivated to hate this kinda of shit.
@15th I'd watch that movie! Did you know that at one time some of your tax dollars were going towards Dolphin research that involved jerking off the dolphins? If that continued we'd have IRL Johnny Mnemonic VR Dolphins and shit swimming around. Make it about drug addiction too and you could Warhorse/Seabiscuit the shit out of it!
Michael Horse in Citizen Mane
|fedex - 2017-05-16 |
stars for the (linked!) tags
|Old_Zircon - 2017-05-16 |
So is this finally coming out? I've been waiting for like two years now.
|Old_Zircon - 2017-05-16 |
So is the Unrated Director's Cut DVD going to include all of the deleted scenes featuring 8===D or what?
|Scrimmjob - 2017-05-16 |
I work with a guy who I know is going to love this, and I'm going to have to hear him chortle about how funny it was. He was the same guy who loved Sausage Party, but was bummed that he couldn't bring his kids.
|il fiore bel - 2017-05-16 |
Come on, it's not all about the shit emoji!
Do Sony's execs have video of Patrick Stewart killing somebody?
|BHWW - 2017-05-16 |
Who says Hollywood is out of ideas? I mean this movie features both an apocalyptic disaster that must be averted and a "LEARN TO BE YOURSELF" plotline.
|blue vein steel - 2017-05-16 |
To be fair, it's unlikely T.J. Miller even realized he was making a movie.
That could also be said for the new season of Silicon Valley.
|Redford - 2017-05-16 |
The plot for this seems unerringly similar to that of Food Fight.
Or am I just going mad from watching too much Mister Rodgers?
It looks to me like they stole the script from Inside Out, replaced the emotions with emojis, and replaced the emotional resonance with poop jokes.
Cult of individuality plotlines are as old as the marketers who sell us shit we don't need to fill he empty holes deep inside ourselves that come from being trained to believe we're just a bunch of islated, sovereign individuals.
It's been the only thing propping up the American economy for the last 100 years or so. Which means if you hate this movie you're basically the same as ISIS.
Wait, does that mean I've been wearing these steampunk goggles for nothing all this time?
I'm sure your goggles will save your eyes from an errant newspaper rubber band.
But it's a little late for Lenny.
|simon666 - 2017-05-16 |
Was that Steven Wright at :35?
|Hugo Gorilla - 2017-05-16 |
Sony isn't even trying anymore. Just slap together anything that a might appeal to the broadest audience possible and let marketing handle it.
Seven Arts/H8 Red
Give this film SOME credit for not crossing over with The Swan Princess...yet.
Eh.. it's Sony. Non-digital music is dead and movies are the next thing to, so put your eggs in your videogames and fund them with the 3D Pixar-lite shit that'll sell one way or another, and presto. K GTG #CoD.
|Meerkat - 2017-05-16 |
|Xenocide - 2017-05-16 |
What's going on with the first five seconds? Why does every trailer now need to be led off by a mini-advertisement for itself? THEY'RE MAKING TRAILERS FOR TRAILERS WHICH PLAY RIGHT BEFORE THE TRAILERS.
There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
|cognitivedissonance - 2017-05-17 |
1. I am ready to reconsider Sausage Party a misunderstood classic.
2. EGGPLANT WOULD NOT BE IN THE GROUP OF UNUSED EMOJIS.
Remember when the mobile community was a-twitter about the Gun emoji getting taken off the regular emoji list and you had to pay for it? Maybe Sony can promote this movie by bringing the gun back, for free. It might not fire yet, but Rome wasn't built in a day..
actually I take that back. I tried watching Sausage Party on Netflix just now and I think I made it to about 3:00 mark with the soy sauce bottles with Fu Manchu mustaches. Emoji movie almost sounds tolerable in comparison.
|betamaxed - 2017-05-17 |
|threerow - 2017-05-17 |
They're still going through with this? I thought they cancelled it after everyone said it was stupid
When has that ever stopped them?
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