| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |

Reddit Digg Stumble Facebook
Desc:Thanks for softening the blow of Chris Cornell, Roger!
Category:Humor
Tags:fox news, Finally, Battle Raper, Roger Ailes, raw hamburger
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:05/18/17
Views:496
Rating:
View Ratings
Register to vote for this video

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:
Ron Jeremy's Wrecking Ball
Scoop and Shonda give sex advice
Larva removed from dog testicles
Fedex on the Evolution of Music Technology
The Pirates of Dark Water Intro
Thousands of swarming winged ants
Terminal Velocity
A Secret Code Laced Through Adult Viewing?
Planet Fitness enforces 'No Grunting' policy
Colbert Report - Truth from the Gut
Comment count is 7
Old_Zircon
I was 16 years old, living in Radnor, Pennsylvania. I was sent over for a walk-on part on The Mike Douglas Show in the winter of 1967. It was 6:30 in the evening and the place was totally closing up. Ailes took me into this big office and locked the door with a key. He reclined on a couch in a seating area under a map that had flags of all the cities they were syndicated in. He proceeded to pull down his pants and very gingerly pull out his genitals and said, “Kiss them.” And they were red, like raw hamburger. He was pretty meticulously dressed, with long white shirttails coming out. It was like he was just at the end of a long day and I was supposed to know what to do. I was a kid — I’d never seen a man’s privates before. I jumped up, but the door was locked and nobody was out there. He chased me around the office, and at some point it dawned on him that this just wasn’t going to happen. He finally pulled up his trousers. He was very angry and rushed over to his desk, pulled open a door, and had a reel-to-reel tape recorder going. He said to me, “Don’t tell anybody about this. I’ve got it all on tape.” I think he knew I was 16.
15th
What's it called when all lines in a painting converge to a single point? Well, that paragraph's equivalent is "raw hamburger."

15th
Vanishing points, not lines. Whatever, fuck that is sick.

blue vein steel
Good riddance
Old_Zircon
Yeah, it's very rare that I take pleasure in someone's death but fuck that guy.

cognitivedissonance
Much like Rodrigo Borgia, Roger Ailes planned for every contingency except his own death.
Old_Zircon
More like Lucrezia Borgia

Register or login To Post a Comment







Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement